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Things that blow up or down
« on: January 26, 2008, 04:51:24 PM »
1. Mobile phone after cat weed on it (replaced)
2. Computer (repaired)
3. Vacuum cleaner (replaced)
4. Phone lines (repaired)
5. Car in pothole = nearly £400
6. Cat - diarrhoea
7. Mrs Nick - temper tantrum (why?)

The expense, The horror. The angry ("WTF have you been?" clients

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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 04:56:03 PM »
Did you forget the lawn mower?
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 05:10:05 PM »
No, that is still in the Dining Room of course noooo:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 06:14:35 PM »
Oh dear.   noooo:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 06:15:13 PM »
Goodnight. The Boy is "performing" this evening scared2:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 08:20:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 26, 2008, 05:10:05 PM
No, that is still in the Dining Room of course noooo:
Of course... doh:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 07:42:32 AM »
Things that blow up? Would that include Debbie who I keep in a box under the bed? whistle:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 07:56:47 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 28, 2008, 07:42:32 AM
Things that blow up? Would that include Debbie who I keep in a box under the bed? whistle:
You don’t inflate her every, um.. time do you?  noooo:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 08:00:08 AM »
Of course, I am not a cad sir. noooo:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 08:08:43 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 28, 2008, 08:00:08 AM
Of course, I am not a cad sir. noooo:
Good man... carry on.  whistle:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 10:36:36 AM »
You got revenge on the cat when you cleaned up afterwards I see



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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 10:39:06 AM »
Mrs Nick has just borrowed my SatNav. What can possibly go wrong? scared2:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 10:40:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 10:39:06 AM
Mrs Nick has just borrowed my SatNav. What can possibly go wrong? scared2:
Saves digging up the patio I suppose…  whistle:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 10:40:29 AM »
As long as she can get out of the range of the Nick-o-rays she should be fine  whistle:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 10:42:35 AM »
SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:
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