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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 10:44:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2008, 10:47:49 AM »
BM you do realise that it will be Nicks falt the lorry crashed into the car   point:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2008, 10:47:55 AM »
She's in a bit of a strop scared2:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2008, 10:48:46 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2008, 10:47:49 AM
BM you do realise that it will be Nicks falt the lorry crashed into the car   point:

It isn't my fault yet, but it soon will be. She has also left all the Boy's library books in Port Sunlight. That appears to be my fault too scared2:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2008, 10:50:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 10:48:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2008, 10:47:49 AM
BM you do realise that it will be Nicks falt the lorry crashed into the car   point:

It isn't my fault yet, but it soon will be. She has also left all the Boy's library books in Port Sunlight. That appears to be my fault too scared2:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2008, 10:53:52 AM »
All downhill from here I expect. evil:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2008, 10:54:40 AM »
Its the Nick-o-rays I tell you  scared2:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2008, 11:23:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:

Nicks car is removed from the scene


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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2008, 12:00:41 PM »
You have my sympathy Nick.
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2008, 12:01:40 PM »
Body armour would be more useful! evil:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2008, 12:07:06 PM »
Nick you dont need body armour. I've had a theory for a long time that the only way you could have survuved this long is that you are in fact indestructible.  noooo:
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2008, 12:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 12:01:40 PM
Body armour would be more useful! evil:


Put your faith in the "sword of truth and trusty shield of fair play" .....

Jonathon Aitken did and look where it got him  rubschin: I see your problem.
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2008, 12:20:48 PM »
Before she went out I reminded her not to leave the Satnav in the car. She didn't. She just got back. She left it in the library instead noooo:

She now has to drive back there to retrieve it AND take her car to the body shop for an estimate. She can't find the body shop without the Satnav. And she doesn't know how to work the Satnav. Banghead
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2008, 12:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
SHe is going nowhere. The dustbin lorry has just driven into her new car noooo:
Over the years I have wondered if this sort of thing is just bad luck.

In cases other than Nick's, the remarkable correlation between outward symbols of wealth and damage by those who might resent their less fortunate station in life, might lead one to think there is some "leveling" going on.

The next time you are waiting by the luggage carousel, notice how it is mostly the Louis Vuitton and Gucci cases that sport the boot prints and tyre tracks.
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Re: Things that blow up or down
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2008, 12:35:21 PM »
Bloody Hell Darwin, that is really profound, I bet you have an 'ology or sumfink happ096
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