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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2008, 01:40:48 PM »
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A bog-trotter from the name I take it?

Very pretty girls in the main.  ;D
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2008, 01:41:29 PM »
She is indeed.

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2008, 01:42:03 PM »
Is this an opportune moment to bring up Andrea Corr?
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2008, 01:42:23 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

 ;D ;D

The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:

Who does that voice-over?

Is it Wenchy?
Mrs. Nick...  whistle:

Nah, couldnt be Mrs Nick or the adverts would sound like:

"This is not a fishcake, this is a <HUGE CRASHING EXPLOSION>.... NICK!!!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!"

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2008, 01:43:20 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

 ;D ;D

The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:

Who does that voice-over?

Is it Wenchy?
Mrs. Nick...  whistle:

Nah, couldnt be Mrs Nick or the adverts would sound like:

"This is not a fishcake, this is a <HUGE CRASHING EXPLOSION>.... NICK!!!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!"

 whistle:

So true. SHe in now enraged cos Charlie has just turned up to fix the heating. We called him in October!!! point:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2008, 01:50:07 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

 ;D ;D

The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:

Who does that voice-over?

Is it Wenchy?
Mrs. Nick...  whistle:

Nah, couldnt be Mrs Nick or the adverts would sound like:

"This is not a fishcake, this is a <HUGE CRASHING EXPLOSION>.... NICK!!!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!"

 whistle:

So true. SHe in now enraged cos Charlie has just turned up to fix the heating. We called him in October!!! point:

That was quick!

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2008, 01:51:16 PM »
Is this an opportune moment to bring up Andrea Corr?

Or any of the Corr sisters?

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2008, 01:51:43 PM »
If you wish
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2008, 01:58:51 PM »
Seeing as you have asked:




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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2008, 02:01:17 PM »
I think I am seeing triple rubschin:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2008, 02:21:18 PM »
Seeing as you have asked:





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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2008, 02:22:12 PM »
Step aside then sir. I reckon if you took on all three at once things could get interesting eveilgrin:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2008, 02:25:02 PM »
That would just be icky! They are related!

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2008, 02:26:08 PM »
That would just be icky! They are related!
Your point being?  rubschin:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #44 on: January 28, 2008, 02:26:40 PM »
You beat me to it GBBB
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