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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 01:19:33 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

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The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2008, 01:23:22 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

 ;D ;D

The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:

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Is it Wenchy?
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2008, 01:27:51 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

 ;D ;D

The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:

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Is it Wenchy?
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2008, 01:28:54 PM »
She just got back again. She has been to the Town Hall to argue with them noooo:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2008, 01:31:14 PM »
She just got back again. She has been to the Town Hall to argue with them noooo:

What about?

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2008, 01:31:45 PM »
The dustbin lorry that crashed into her new car this morning!! Do keep up!
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2008, 01:33:51 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

 ;D ;D

The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:

Who does that voice-over?

Is it Wenchy?

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2008, 01:34:15 PM »
I would (I think) rubschin:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2008, 01:34:37 PM »
The dustbin lorry that crashed into her new car this morning!! Do keep up!

Ahhhh, I was wondering if another calamity had befallen her!

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2008, 01:34:46 PM »
"This isnt just a laptop, this is a Marks and Spencers company laptop filled with unencrypted employee pension details......"

 ;D ;D

The moment I read the article that irritating bint's voice doing the advert...  whistle:

Who does that voice-over?

Is it Wenchy?

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2008, 01:35:13 PM »

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2008, 01:37:17 PM »
I think she is GORGEOUS!

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2008, 01:38:02 PM »
She just got back again. She has been to the Town Hall to argue with them noooo:
That'll be you last dustbin that gets emptied, apart from in the garden.
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2008, 01:38:16 PM »
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2008, 01:39:59 PM »
I think she is GORGEOUS!

Well join the end of the queue eveilgrin:
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