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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #90 on: January 30, 2008, 10:34:12 AM »
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #91 on: January 30, 2008, 10:38:44 AM »
Well keep trying! eveilgrin:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #92 on: January 30, 2008, 10:39:38 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 10:26:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2008, 10:23:41 AM
The reason why psychotherapists are rich noooo:

Yep. Parents really should take more responsibility for what they tell their kids. Yes it's funny now but will it be funny when your child finds out at the age of 18 that there is no such thing as a haggis bird and all her new Uni friends take the piss.  redface: sad24: redface: Not that you know that ever happened.  whistle:

Its not just parents with kids though. I have to admit that when I was a student nurse there was this lovely Irish lass who would believe all those kind of stories. The best one was telling her that the Wombles were based on a rodent found in Cornwall that would scavenge the rubbsh left behind by people and that there was a huge nest of them in a field by one of the beaches in Falmouth. Told her that on the Friday, saw her again on monday on the way to a lecture and she gave me hell over it. Apparently she had been sat outside this old badger set all weekend...  whistle:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #93 on: January 30, 2008, 10:41:04 AM »
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Do you still wear black stockings? razz:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #94 on: January 30, 2008, 10:42:41 AM »
Ever been sent out to buy elbow grease? redface:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #95 on: January 30, 2008, 10:43:06 AM »
Nope, it was trousers and tunic for me, although living in nurses accomodation was certainly an eye opener...  eyes:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2008, 10:44:09 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 30, 2008, 10:42:41 AM
Ever been sent out to buy elbow grease? redface:

In the RAF we used to send gormless erks to stores to ask for a long weight.  lol:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2008, 10:44:23 AM »
I usede to go to parties in Nurses' hostels. Happy days. They were like rabbits. I miss those days cry:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2008, 10:47:36 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 10:44:09 AM
Quote from: tel on January 30, 2008, 10:42:41 AM
Ever been sent out to buy elbow grease? redface:

In the RAF we used to send gormless erks to stores to ask for a long weight.  lol:
A tin of sparks please...  point:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2008, 10:56:06 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2008, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 10:44:09 AM
Quote from: tel on January 30, 2008, 10:42:41 AM
Ever been sent out to buy elbow grease? redface:

In the RAF we used to send gormless erks to stores to ask for a long weight.  lol:
A tin of sparks please...  point:
Left-handed hammer.
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #100 on: January 30, 2008, 10:58:29 AM »
As a left hander I resent that. I actually have one. Never used it though
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #101 on: January 30, 2008, 10:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2008, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2008, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2008, 10:44:09 AM
Quote from: tel on January 30, 2008, 10:42:41 AM
Ever been sent out to buy elbow grease? redface:

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A tin of sparks please...  point:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #102 on: January 30, 2008, 10:59:06 AM »
I'd believe most of these.  redface: sad24: redface:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #103 on: January 30, 2008, 10:59:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2008, 10:58:29 AM
As a left hander I resent that. I actually have one. Never used it though

AHA!! This explains a lot, there are thousands of accidents a year caused by left handed people using right handed equipment.  point:
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Re: Missing Laptop
« Reply #104 on: January 30, 2008, 11:01:07 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 30, 2008, 10:59:06 AM
I'd believe most of these.  redface: sad24: redface:
You need one of these then...

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