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Offline tel

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oops
« on: January 28, 2008, 03:16:35 PM »
About 100 yards from here (workplace) there was a murder last night. Started as a domestic and turned nasty. Police have cordoned area off and closed the road.

Unfortunately the people around here are used to them filming "The Bill" and have not taken kindly to having their progress blocked by "actors". One or two punches have been thrown.

Doesn't help that plod has brought its own refreshment van along, there were over 50 police here at one point.
 
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Re: oops
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 03:42:57 PM »
Would that explain the bad traffic this morning?

Shocking. Another dead pikey should be no reason for me to take an extra 20 minutes to get to work...  cussing:
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Re: oops
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 03:46:24 PM »
Ohhhh have we a link to the official story?
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Re: oops
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 03:48:18 PM »
Not yet Wenchy, however eye close enough to snoop Tel is...  whistle:
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Re: oops
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 03:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 03:46:24 PM
Ohhhh have we a link to the official story?

Oh, alright then. Anything for a quiet life.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7213148.stm
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Re: oops
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 03:49:20 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
About 100 yards from here (workplace) there was a murder last night. Started as a domestic and turned nasty. Police have cordoned area off and closed the road.

Unfortunately the people around here are used to them filming "The Bill" and have not taken kindly to having their progress blocked by "actors". One or two punches have been thrown.

Doesn't help that plod has brought its own refreshment van along, there were over 50 police here at one point.
 

In my experience the only way to keep rozzers on the job is to provide tea and cakes. If you don't the b@st@rds just drift off. The other side of the coin is never offer a copper a cuppa if he comes to your house or he'll find an excuse to come again the next day, with a mate.
Basically they are like stray cats. Feed them once and they never go away.
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Re: oops
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 03:50:12 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 03:48:41 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 03:46:24 PM
Ohhhh have we a link to the official story?

Oh, alright then. Anything for a quiet life.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7213148.stm
Definitely Pikeys.  noooo:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: oops
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 03:51:15 PM »
Lovely thank-you!
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Re: oops
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 03:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2008, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
About 100 yards from here (workplace) there was a murder last night. Started as a domestic and turned nasty. Police have cordoned area off and closed the road.

Unfortunately the people around here are used to them filming "The Bill" and have not taken kindly to having their progress blocked by "actors". One or two punches have been thrown.

Doesn't help that plod has brought its own refreshment van along, there were over 50 police here at one point.
 

In my experience the only way to keep rozzers on the job is to provide tea and cakes. If you don't the b@st@rds just drift off. The other side of the coin is never offer a copper a cuppa if he comes to your house or he'll find an excuse to come again the next day, with a mate.
Basically they are like stray cats. Feed them once and they never go away.

http://www.straycats.com/

Nothing wrong with Stray Cats  cussing:
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Re: oops
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 04:03:51 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 03:51:15 PM
Lovely thank-you!


I am glad that you are now satisfied.
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Re: oops
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 04:09:15 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 04:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 03:51:15 PM
Lovely thank-you!


I am glad that you are now satisfied.

Not to mention surprised. .
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Re: oops
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 04:12:14 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2008, 04:09:15 PM
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 04:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 03:51:15 PM
Lovely thank-you!


I am glad that you are now satisfied.

Not to mention surprised. .

As in, surprised to be satisfied?
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: oops
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 04:15:47 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 04:12:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2008, 04:09:15 PM
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 04:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 03:51:15 PM
Lovely thank-you!


I am glad that you are now satisfied.

Not to mention surprised. .

As in, surprised to be satisfied?

I said not to mention it!  ::)
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Re: oops
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 04:17:15 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: oops
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 04:20:51 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2008, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: tel on January 28, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
About 100 yards from here (workplace) there was a murder last night. Started as a domestic and turned nasty. Police have cordoned area off and closed the road.

Unfortunately the people around here are used to them filming "The Bill" and have not taken kindly to having their progress blocked by "actors". One or two punches have been thrown.

Doesn't help that plod has brought its own refreshment van along, there were over 50 police here at one point.
 

In my experience the only way to keep rozzers on the job is to provide tea and cakes. If you don't the b@st@rds just drift off. The other side of the coin is never offer a copper a cuppa if he comes to your house or he'll find an excuse to come again the next day, with a mate.
Basically they are like stray cats. Feed them once and they never go away.

http://www.straycats.com/

Nothing wrong with Stray Cats  cussing:

Woof!
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