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Hazel Blears
« on: May 17, 2007, 12:27:35 PM »
LOOK

She claims she is the leader!!

http://www.hazelblears.com/

Bonkers. Are we allowed to shoot her?
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Re: Hazel Blears
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2007, 12:33:40 PM »
LOOK

She claims she is the leader!!

http://www.hazelblears.com/

Bonkers. Are we allowed to shoot her?
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Re: Hazel Blears
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2007, 12:36:06 PM »
Unfortunately Nick the RSPCA tends to frown on cruelty to dumb animals
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Re: Hazel Blears
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2007, 12:56:31 PM »
I had the misfortune to hear her this morning... on grammar schools. It went something like this:

"I went to a grammar school, my brother didn't. I'm in the Cabinet, he drives a bus. I don't like grammar schools."

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Re: Hazel Blears
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2007, 01:04:08 PM »
Doesn't she like bus drivers? That b'stard on the 11 route needs killing too censored:

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Re: Hazel Blears
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2007, 01:19:09 PM »
A great route that. Number 11 is fab!!
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Re: Hazel Blears
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2007, 01:57:50 PM »
have you read her blog ?..

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I stayed with Dari Taylor, who is a good friend.In the evening we went for a curry at the Jewel in the Crown, the only curry house in Dunfries, with Labour?s candidates and activists. After dinner, we drove to Glasgow and collapsed into bed in a hotel.
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Re: Hazel Blears
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2007, 02:34:11 PM »
 :lalalala

I'm now frantically trying to block out the image that quote has planted in my head. Thank you very much berek.

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