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Whipcash
« on: January 31, 2008, 01:32:43 PM »
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 01:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:32:43 PM
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 01:39:45 PM »
There was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damage to either car. How TF can she have whiplash?
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 01:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:32:43 PM
Idiot scousers in this case

Are there any other kind?

Just another chancer, the world's full of them.
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 01:46:31 PM »
My insurers are quite happy, and the police think she is a chancer
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 02:27:08 PM »
Injury Lawyers 4U have much to answer for.
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 02:28:27 PM »
Quite evil:

The Police are not bovvered!
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 04:14:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:28:27 PM
Quite evil:

The Police are not bovvered!

I'm surprised by that, given the targets they have I'd have figures this was a cut and dried case of wasting police time. Bang! One more for the count.
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2008, 07:17:03 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:32:43 PM
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:

Just claim you were confused by the signs Nick






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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2008, 07:47:10 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:32:43 PM
The police just called. I had a very very minor accident about 2 weeks ago where I rolled into the car in front at a junction. No damage. Insurasnce details exchanged.

The police now tell me that she is claiming "whiplash"injury. The officer on the phone, who was very sympathetic, said "We call it whipcash. She has been talking to someone and has taken 2 weeks to report it. No further action will be taken."

Idiots. Idiot scousers in this case Angry9:

Just claim you were confused by the signs Nick







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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 11:26:45 AM »
I don't believe it. Effing Court papers. She wants £10000!!

Called my insurers."Leave it all to us. We offered her a fair amount, but she wants more."

Holiday in Florida then.  evil:
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 11:32:23 AM »
Another increase in premiums next year then  ::)
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 11:35:41 AM »
I have no claims insurance. And legal insurance too, fortunately.

Her name is Tracey  noooo:
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 12:23:04 PM »
I wonder if she's been on the sick since January.  rubschin:
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Re: Whipcash
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 12:24:31 PM »
The medical report (Dr Gupta) was full of concerns about her frail condition, but as he claimed £900 for the consultation he would say that, wouldn't he?

What really pisses me off about this is that some numpty piled into my car about a month earlier and did £3000 worth of damage.HIs insurance company called and asked if I would be claiming for injuries.I said no. I was daft. I could have made a fortune!
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