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Offline Nick

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Daytime TV
« on: January 31, 2008, 02:34:40 PM »
I just turned it on.

Why is everyone obese?
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 02:41:40 PM »
'Cos a great many people are.
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 02:43:13 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 02:43:54 PM »
Cos they are all sitting around watching daytime tv!
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 02:46:39 PM »
I like a nice cleavage myself
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 03:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 03:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 05:04:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.

I bought him some inflatable ones once - I think he lost them  ::)
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 05:05:18 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 05:04:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.

I bought him some inflatable ones once - I think he lost them  ::)
Lost... yes...  whistle:
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 05:08:51 PM »
Punctured more like. whistle:
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 05:09:50 PM »
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 07:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Landlady on January 31, 2008, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
I like a nice cleavage myself

BM has always said if he had his own he'd never need to go out - EVER AGAIN  ::)

I can understand that.

You fantasise about Barmans cleavage  eeek:
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Re: Daytime TV
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 09:55:43 AM »
 ::)  Given the need for a cleavage to be surrounded by breasts I can understand why, if he had some of his own, BM would never feel the need to leave the house because he would be too busy deriving pleasure from playing with his own.  ::)

Personally, if I return to this world as a woman I intend to spend the first fifty years (i) trying to find the mythical "Right Spot" and (ii) trying to understand the connection between sex and headaches. whistle:
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