Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread

[Barman]

  I just used the screen magnifier

[Uncle Mort]

Here we are again   

Please pass me the St John's Wort. 

[Barman]

Here we are again   

Please pass me the St John's Wort. 

Not a good start to the week then? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Beautiful blue sky this morning 

A thick layer of ice on the car 

Ice scraper utterly useless 

RAC card to the rescue 

Otherwise, not too bad so far.

[Barman]

Rain overnight...

Bit overcast today...

'bout eighteen degrees...

[tel]

Yes it's a glorious day out there.

Unfortunately, I have had no sleep, puking all night and had to sit in a chair, couldn't ly down.

[Grumpmeister]

Beautiful day down here, hardly a cloud in the sky 

[Barman]

Yes it's a glorious day out there.

Unfortunately, I have had no sleep, puking all night and had to sit in a chair, couldn't ly down.

Nick is darn sarf isn't he?

[Snoopy]

I believe he is .... meanwhile here in North Wales .... blue skies, sun shining, barely a breeze, all very nice and from the back window I can see that Chez Nick is enjoying much the same. Pity he is away really ... darn sarf where all the fog is 

The only dampner on this lovely Monday is that the bloody kids are on half term. One is playing the piano, one is in his bedroom playing computer games and the smallest is out with his mother buying school shoes.

[tel]

Now you tell me!

At some point I must have some food, but I don't feel like it.

[tel]

I forgot about half-term.

Live opposite a school, wondered why it was so quiet.

[Barman]

Now you tell me!

At some point I must have some food, but I don't feel like it.

Have some leftover pancakes - they'll set you up for the day.