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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2008, 11:23:46 AM »
There was a time when, on leaving school, one would expect to have one or perhaps two careers in one's working life. I read recently that the career expectancy is now up to eleven. That is not just 11 jobs BUT 11 different careers.
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2008, 11:53:52 AM »
Well it's Tuesday and things refuse to look up angry041:
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2008, 12:35:30 PM »
I've had a great day so far...  redface:
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2008, 12:36:07 PM »
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2008, 12:38:48 PM »
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Sorry, but it has been a good day.  redface:


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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2008, 12:43:55 PM »
Landlady will soon find you some things to do!!
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2008, 12:44:21 PM »
Landlady will soon find you some things to do!!
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2008, 12:45:48 PM »
Wenchy gave her some tips on "man-management" I hear. eveilgrin:
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2008, 12:48:47 PM »
Wenchy gave her some tips on "man-management" I hear. eveilgrin:
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2008, 12:50:55 PM »
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2008, 12:53:02 PM »
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2008, 12:57:12 PM »
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
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With the amount of time you spend locked away in the cellar I don't really see LL being too pleased with that scenario!

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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2008, 01:00:44 PM »
You see. It was in the context of advising Miss Piggy on her soon to be status.

I prefer my neighbour's option. He plays golf every Satruday. After his honeymoon (20 odd years ago) he told his new bride. "It is Saturday. I am off to play golf. I always play golf on a Saturday." He still does!

Start out as you mean to continue!!

I sort of wish I played golf rubschin:
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I do have a set of golf sticks...

With the amount of time you spend locked away in the cellar I don't really see LL being too pleased with that scenario!
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I suppose she's have to wash all my stuff tho...  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #58 on: February 05, 2008, 01:32:08 PM »
Baldy Bastardo! evil:
Sorry, but it has been a good day.  redface:


So far of course...  scared2:

You realise he's probably say in his garden right now concentrating Nick-o-rays at your baldy bonce BM  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new, "Shite it's Monday" thread
« Reply #59 on: February 05, 2008, 01:32:37 PM »
No I am not. It is too effing cold and windy. evil:
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