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Headless corpse in London.
« on: February 06, 2008, 04:11:52 PM »
Wrapped in sheets. In a cage. No head.

Plod says : "It is being treated as a suspicious death at this stage."

A bit of a rush to judgement that. He could have committed suicide.

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1304322,00.html

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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 04:13:22 PM »
Nah, David Blaine's latest stunt went wrong  whistle:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 04:37:30 PM »
Some r/c helicopter purchase nightmare no doubt…  scared2:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 04:39:07 PM »
It's what is 'probably' gonna happen to the lying wedding dress supplier when I return to the UK early March - if it's her it will have saved me the job and a prison sentance  evil: eeek:

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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 04:39:57 PM »
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 04:41:40 PM »
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 04:48:15 PM »
I hate to have to point this out Baldymort but if LL is that narked off and has no dressmaker to take it out on that means you are next in the firing line  point:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 04:50:37 PM »
I hate to have to point this out Baldymort but if LL is that narked off and has no dressmaker to take it out on that means you are next in the firing line  point:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 04:52:45 PM »
So if you suddenly go quiet and police find a headless corpse with an exhaust and some rotor blades sticking out of it we'll know to open the bar up for the wake.  whistle:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 04:53:47 PM »
So if you suddenly go quiet and police find a headless corpse with an exhaust and some rotor blades sticking out of it we'll know to open the bar up for the wake.  whistle:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 05:15:00 PM »
Rattles box of Bonios..........  whistle:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 05:15:51 PM »
Rattles box of Bonios..........  whistle:
Ahem… for emergency use only…  whistle:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 05:22:43 PM »
It is an emergency, Wenchy isnt here and she's the only one who serves the drinks  point:

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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 05:25:22 PM »
It is an emergency, Wenchy isnt here and she's the only one who serves the drinks  point:


True... but she drinks most of them as well...  noooo:
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Re: Headless corpse in London.
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 05:30:24 PM »
As long as I get a pint of Doombar she can drink what she wants  cloud9:
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