Old Gits...

[Mr Happy]

Why is there never anybody to play with?

Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!

At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy seperate beds to be in at 9?











P.S I weally weally love you all

[Mr Happy]

Who's there?

Don't be 

I don't bite, snoops is having a cat nap, and Nick is in a canoe?

 

[Barman]

You are our night shift... 

[Snoopy]

Why is there never anybody to play with?

Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!

At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy seperate beds to be in at 9?


P.S I weally weally love you all

In your case I would suggest last week.

[Grumpmeister]

P.S I weally weally love you all

Thats ok then, to show there arent any hard feelings we'll send Nick round to your place to cook you a meal...... 

[Landlady]

Why is there never anybody to play with?

Empty bar, a couple of gallons of beer, boring England, I want a rant!

At what age do you buy a heated blanket, drink horlicks and buy separate beds to be in at 9?

P.S I weally weally love you all

Heated blanket purchase age = 50+ or younger if you don't had any sleeping partners fat bum on which you can warm your tootsies   
Drink horlicks = only when you are done with this life, ie: shunted off your mortal coil, never in my case whilst I am still able to have a choice it makes me 
Buy separate beds to be in at 9 = anytime one of you begins ex pericing 'back' problems or develops other unmentionable nighttime habits 

We weally weally lub you toooooooooo   

[Snoopy]

To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)

[Grumpmeister]

To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)

Some of us would even say infantile on occaision Snoops 

[tel]

Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!

[Miss Demeanour]

Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!

I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence 

[tel]

Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!

I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence 

I wasn't in the room at the time.

It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!

[Grumpmeister]

Electric blanket? Now way, ever.

Had one once, and it set light to the bedroom!

I love the way you take no responsibility for this occurence 

I wasn't in the room at the time.

It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!

You are Nick and I claim my £5 

[Miss Demeanour]

It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!

I hope you were nothing more than mentally scarred 

[tel]

It was when I opened the door and the room exploded in my face that I started to hate the things!

I hope you were nothing more than mentally scarred 

I was stark naked at the time. Eyebrows etc seriously singed.

Front of my body looked like a nicotine stain - I'd been kippered. (smoked that is).
It wouldn't wash off. Hospital peeps thought it was funny.

[Snoopy]

To be honest I hate electric blankets ~ lurve the feeling of crisp cool sheets
We have single beds and she has a bony arse anyway.
Horlicks is off limits 'cos of diabetes
And tho' 60 I am young in mind (juvenile some would say)

Some of us would even say infantile on occaision Snoops 

Some of us mght get a bite on the arse if they are not careful.