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Where is Darwin?
« on: February 07, 2008, 07:04:32 AM »
That bottle of Talisker on the optics has lasted three days…  shrugs:
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 10:18:45 AM »
Possibly out and about on his estates checking turnip futures
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Adapting his biofuel manufacturing equipment to take turnips.
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 10:19:37 AM »
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 10:21:22 AM »
There is no mention of tweeds, green wellies or a sack of turnips in that report so I doubt that it is him.
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 08:43:03 PM »
I was going to ask the same question, but the last time that got asked Snoopy had been rushed in to horse-pickle
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 05:16:31 AM »
The management is currently checking horse-pickle in the locality… and Wenchy is checking out the horse-pickles in Spain for some reason…  noooo:
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 12:29:28 PM »
Still not sign of him... has he been seen at 'the other place'?
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 12:38:43 PM »
Just a thought but how long did Darwin dissappear before that headless corpse was found in London? He may have fallen foul of the turkey gangs.









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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2008, 12:41:54 PM »
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 12:44:07 PM »
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 12:45:36 PM »
Still not sign of him... has he been seen at 'the other place'?


I have exchanged emails with him within the past couple of hours. He is fine and well but had been very busy business wise. He hopes to drop in and catch up later today.
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2008, 12:58:58 PM »
Still not sign of him... has he been seen at 'the other place'?


I have exchanged emails with him within the past couple of hours. He is fine and well but had been very busy business wise. He hopes to drop in and catch up later today.
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2008, 01:15:51 PM »
Still not sign of him... has he been seen at 'the other place'?


I have exchanged emails with him within the past couple of hours. He is fine and well but had been very busy business wise. He hopes to drop in and catch up later today.
Business! How dare he?  Angry9:

Tricky things Turnip Futures ~ a man needs to be on his toes and ready to go at a moment's notice if not sooner.
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2008, 08:19:25 PM »
a man needs to be on his toes and ready to go at a moment's notice if not sooner.
It was nothing to do with the AI man.

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The sorting is not over yet and if he screws up like that again, I know the identity of the next headless corpse. . .

I trust you are all well and the Talisker bottle is at least half full.
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Re: Where is Darwin?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2008, 08:29:32 PM »
a man needs to be on his toes and ready to go at a moment's notice if not sooner.
It was nothing to do with the AI man.

I am back after a spell sorting out the problems of a dim in-law.  Banghead

The sorting is not over yet and if he screws up like that again, I know the identity of the next headless corpse. . .

I trust you are all well and the Talisker bottle is at least half full.


Sorry but the bottle is half empty .................. It's been that sort of a week.
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