Indian guru Maharishi Yogi dies

[Barman]

The Indian guru, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who is credited with introducing the Beatles and other stars to ancient Hindu meditation methods, has died.

The Maharishi, thought to have been 91 years old, died in his sleep on Tuesday evening at his home in the Netherlands.

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How do they know he is dead... and not just in a deep state of meditation? 

[Uncle Mort]

Because he's not floating six inches above the bed sheets. 

[Nick]

I enjoyed those cartoons he used to do. What happened to Boo Boo?

[Snoopy]

I enjoyed those cartoons he used to do. What happened to Boo Boo?

He ended up a basket case.

[Nick]

Well that makes two of us then

[Barman]

I enjoyed those cartoons he used to do. What happened to Boo Boo?

He ended up a basket case.

[Barman]

Will they take the nails out of his bed to make his coffin? 

[Grumpmeister]

Nah, they'll just shove planks down directly onto the nails. No sense in moving him if he was comfortable at the end.

[Barman]

Nah, they'll just shove planks down directly onto the nails. No sense in moving him if he was comfortable at the end.

That's a good idea... 

[Snoopy]

   Wonder if he ever enjoyed a Hobnob in Nick's kitchen.

[Barman]

  Wonder if he ever enjoyed a Hobnob in Nick's kitchen.

Perhaps the humming…? 

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

  Wonder if he ever enjoyed a Hobnob in Nick's kitchen.

Perhaps the humming…? 

Spinning in his grave you think? A sort of Yogic turbine.

[Barman]

  Wonder if he ever enjoyed a Hobnob in Nick's kitchen.

Perhaps the humming…? 

Spinning in his grave you think? A sort of Yogic turbine.

Indeed...