A mysterious hum

[The Moan Ranger]

The hum is from the mother ship, Nick, which has come to collect you. 

[Nick]

That too had crossed my mind!! A welcome abduction if true!

[Miss Demeanour]

Are you sure your not dreaming Nick - and that this actually your parallel universe full of all the negativity and frustrations that could blight your life.

[Nick]

So how come Mrs Nick and The Boy can also hear it? Also visitors. My mate Steve dropped in earlier and asked what it was. It is just at an annoying level!!

[Snoopy]

Check the bedside table Nick .... Has Mrs Nick left her rabbit on?

[Nick]

Wash your mouth out, you dog.
























The batteries are flat for some reason

[tel]

You've got a wasps nest somewhere.

[Nick]

NO I HAVE NOT!!

[tel]

You just haven't found it yet.

[Nick]

 

If I do, I will post it to you!!

[Snoopy]

Too early for wasps .. they die in winter and only the queens survive (See "I'm a fighter not a quitter" P. Mandleson)
  'Spose it might be bees though
BUT my money is on the neighbours or BT.

[Nick]

BEES?

[Grumpmeister]

It could be a hive, have to checked the attic, crawlspaces etc.









Either that or someone has installed a Nick-o-ray detector and its going ballistic at the moment for some reason...... 

[tel]

Too early for wasps .. they die in winter and only the queens survive (See "I'm a fighter not a quitter" P. Mandleson)
  'Spose it might be bees though
BUT my money is on the neighbours or BT.

There's still plenty of them flying around down here. And bees.

We don't have cold enough winters anymore.

[tel]

If I do, I will post it to you!!

Already got one, thanks.