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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2008, 04:44:23 PM »
Hope she's gone long enough for this lot to have dropped off the page.
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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2008, 04:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 04:36:59 PM
On the breasts of a Bar Wench from Yale
Was tattooed the price of Pale Ale
Whilst across her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same message ..... but in Braille

Errrrrrrrr ........  She is out of the country I trust  scared2:


Just keeping it on the current page Snoopy.  eyes:
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« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2008, 04:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 04:43:01 PM
May as well get this one out of the way

"Me love you long time..."  whistle:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2008, 04:49:26 PM »
Friends ~ Just what I need  ::)
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2008, 04:50:49 PM »
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2008, 04:58:03 PM »
Dunno what you're laughing about .... Your new puppy is probably up the duff now  eyes:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2008, 06:24:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
Dunno what you're laughing about .... Your new puppy is probably up the duff now  eyes:

Dont tell me you've been dogging?  drumroll:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2008, 05:22:58 AM »
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2008, 10:30:17 AM »
And LL will want to keep all the puppies point:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2008, 11:18:15 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 10:30:17 AM
And LL will want to keep all the puppies point:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2008, 11:40:13 AM »
So Baldymort, LL, Minibaldy and now puppies? You are going to need to put an extension on to the pub at this rate old boy?  whistle:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2008, 11:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2008, 11:39:12 AM
And the moral of the story is never to get a tattoo with your current other half's name on it, especially if you want it done in Chinese.

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When teenager Joanne Raine had her boyfriend's nickname "Roo" tattooed on her stomach it was supposed to be a sign of her undying love.
The 19-year-old from Darlington paid £80 for the Chinese artwork in 2004 and was delighted with the results.

That was until she showed it off in a Chinese takeaway and found out it actually spelled "supermarket."

The pair have now split up, but Miss Raine said she will keep the tattoo because she cannot afford a new one.

She said: "I did it because I wanted to show him how much I loved him and he had one done as well.

"I did not think about whether it meant forever. I'm just going to have to keep it as I can't afford to get another one done."

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Surely she could sue the tattooist, after all that's what most people do nowadays isn't it whistle:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2008, 12:06:16 PM »
Well if she was too stupid to check what it was going to say beforehand then its her fault.







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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2008, 02:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2008, 12:06:16 PM
Well if she was too stupid to check what it was going to say beforehand then its her fault.


She got a tattoo, ergo she was too stupid to check what it was going to say beforehand.  whistle:
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Re: Roopermarket
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2008, 02:48:44 PM »
Tricky person yer Chinese tattooist .... mate of mine walked around for years with Good Luck, Happiness and Wealth tattooed on his arm in Chinese characters .... done one drunken night in Hong Kong.
Took a Chinese Waitress in Oxford to explain that it really said "Fuck off whitey" or at least the Chinese equivalent..
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