Ghosts! Daily Mail proves they exist!

[TG]

Well I found the photo totally convincing. Henry VIII walks amongst us and there is life after death.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=512838&in_page_id=1770

"Ann joked that she was a little worried - with her name being Anne - like two of Henry VIII's wives.

She said: "I'm thinking, Anne Boleyn. I might be reincarnated! I'm glad I didn't stop around, he might have chopped my head off!" "

No Ann. Great Harry would have had your head off because you are an ugly bastard and an idiot.

Some looney that works there said : "We have never had any photos of Henry VIII before. It's something new and exciting and fantastic if there's a good picture of him."

You have never had any photos of him because he has been dead for 450 years you twat. 

I love Fridays.

[Barman]

Well I found the photo totally convincing. Henry VIII walks amongst us and there is life after death.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=512838&in_page_id=1770

"Ann joked that she was a little worried - with her name being Anne - like two of Henry VIII's wives.

She said: "I'm thinking, Anne Boleyn. I might be reincarnated! I'm glad I didn't stop around, he might have chopped my head off!" "

No Ann. Great Harry would have had your head off because you are an ugly bastard and an idiot.

Some looney that works there said : "We have never had any photos of Henry VIII before. It's something new and exciting and fantastic if there's a good picture of him."

You have never had any photos of him because he has been dead for 450 years you twat. 

I love Fridays.

Gawd... what a munter... 

[TG]

Ah. But did you recognize King Henry?

[Barman]

Ah. But did you recognize King Henry?

Um.... no. 

I thought it was a sticky fingerprint on the lens... she had prolly been eating buns all day. 

[tel]

I thought the Mail was a ghost. Silly me.

Anyway it's in so much debt it won't be around much longer.

[TG]

I thought the Mail was a ghost. Silly me.

Anyway it's in so much debt it won't be around much longer.

One can only hope.

[Uncle Mort]

"I thought, there's something there. I was taking different photos around the room. It was pitch darkness. I was on my own. I thought, if there's something there it will come up on the film.

Pitch dark yet there appears to be two small windows showing bushes silhouetted against daylight. 

[Snoopy]

Mock not the organ so beloved of DP Dance, Retired Diplomat.

[barmisspah?]

Why is it that any ghost seen has to be someone famous. It couldn't just be a common or garden ghost, oh no it has to be Henry Vlll.

[Snoopy]

We have not yet heard the definitive from our own resident ghoul. Come on MG we know you are there somewhere.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

We have not yet heard the definitive from our own resident ghoul. Come on MG we know you are there somewhere.

Well, you know we exist, don't you?

Oh, and by the way, I can confirm that she is, indeed, a munter having seen her in the flesh <shudder> - and it was not Henry VIII - it was his under-servant.

[TG]

The Torygraph however prefers flying saucers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/07/nufo107.xml

Personally I blame the smoking ban for the increase in UFO sightings. Too many pissed up people outside at all hours.  

[tel]

Mock not the organ so beloved of DP Dance, Retired Diplomat.

DP loves organs?

[Snoopy]

Mock not the organ so beloved of DP Dance, Retired Diplomat.

DP loves organs?

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