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Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2008, 12:52:51 PM »
Well I suppose she was in the right place when she woke up to get you a full cooked brekky to help with your hangover. ;D
Unfortunately not… she woke up later and came to bed…  Banghead

And I assume is still there ~ groaning quietly, saying things like "never again".
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Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2008, 12:53:30 PM »
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:
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Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2008, 12:55:04 PM »
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
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Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2008, 01:00:26 PM »
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
No...  cry:
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Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2008, 01:02:01 PM »
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
No...  cry:

Tsk! Too p*ssed to work the camera or too p*ssed to get it up?
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Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2008, 01:16:13 PM »
I have always beleived that if a man find his ladylove unconcious on the kitchen floor through drink he has 3 duties :

A/ Take a photo
B/ Shag her
C/ Then leave her there and go to bed.  happy088

I should work for RELATE me.  eyes:
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:

No photo then?  noooo:
No...  cry:

Tsk! Too p*ssed to work the camera or too p*ssed to get in up?
I couldn't possibly comment...   noooo:
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Re: It's Landlady's birthday!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2008, 02:04:30 PM »
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