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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2008, 12:38:31 PM »
Would I be mistaken in thinking that your criteria is that they have a pulse Snoops  whistle:
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2008, 01:47:42 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
I still would whistle:
That doesn't exactly put her in a very exclusive group.  ::)
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2008, 01:49:59 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
I still would whistle:
That doesn't exactly put her in a very exclusive group.  ::)

Rumbled!  redface:
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2008, 01:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 01:49:59 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
I still would whistle:
That doesn't exactly put her in a very exclusive group.  ::)

Rumbled!  redface:

Like I said, anyone with a pulse...  whistle:
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2008, 01:52:05 PM »
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2008, 01:54:00 PM »
I think it has something to do with her elfin looks ...... a sort of tinted Audrey Hepburn    eyes:
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2008, 01:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 01:54:00 PM
I think it has something to do with her elfin looks ...... a sort of tinted Audrey Hepburn    eyes:
It is spelled "Tainted".  ::)
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2008, 02:00:39 PM »
Aw ... come on. She is young, pretty and fit ... what more does an old man want other than oxygen?


OK so she is also married, has a child and is fond of the sound of her own voice but HEY! I come with baggage too.
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2008, 02:02:21 PM »
You've certainly well considered this Snoopy.
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2008, 02:03:42 PM »
She was on the news last night and I had a .......... errrrrrr...... Dream redface:
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2008, 02:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 02:03:42 PM
She was on the news last night and I had a .......... errrrrrr...... Dream redface:
Cheese for supper?
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2008, 02:15:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 12, 2008, 02:03:42 PM
She was on the news last night and I had a .......... errrrrrr...... Dream redface:
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I'd do her too....   redface:
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2008, 02:17:17 PM »
'cactly.


And without cheese for supper too.
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2008, 02:27:13 PM »
I refuse to mount anything that I would not be prepared to have a pint with.
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Re: Mosquito's 'not fair'
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2008, 02:50:57 PM »
Given what we know of your regular drinking partners I'd say that was a pretty dangerous admission.
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