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Offline TG

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Valentines Day.
« on: February 13, 2008, 12:48:24 PM »
Well here we go again. Hallmark shares go through the roof for a bit and supermarkets increase the amount of tacky strategically placed shite on display so demented women can go 'ooooh' and 'aaarrr' and give you meaningful/threatening looks.

Will you or wont you? Do you feel pressured to do so? Will you give more than you get? Do you give a fork?



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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 12:58:11 PM »
I shall, as usual, give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen and wish her a Happy Valentine's Day ......... she seems happy with that and always acts surprised that I remembered. whistle:

She, in turn, will not mark the day in anyway whatsoever.

The Teenage Hormone Wreck will, naturally, chase the postman down the road screaming "What do you mean nothing for ME?" and then retire to her room and spend the rest of the day texting the world to tell them how many cards she got.
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 12:59:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 12:58:11 PM
...give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen...

aaarrr. You have the soul of a poet Snoops.  ;D
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 01:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 12:58:11 PM
I shall, as usual, give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen and wish her a Happy Valentine's Day ......... she seems happy with that and always acts surprised that I remembered. whistle:

She, in turn, will not mark the day in anyway whatsoever.

The Teenage Hormone Wreck will, naturally, chase the postman down the road screaming "What do you mean nothing for ME?" and then retire to her room and spend the rest of the day texting the world to tell them how many cards she got.

Somedays you seem a lot more like the rest of us.
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 01:01:21 PM »
No expense spared from me!  cloud9:

(nor expended)
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 01:02:28 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on February 13, 2008, 12:59:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 12:58:11 PM
...give the wife's arse a friendly pat as I pass through the kitchen...

aaarrr. You have the soul of a poet Snoops.  ;D


It's a gift I 'spose  lol:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 01:34:39 PM »
I shall dig out the card my wife had sent me some year's previous in which she declared she would love me forever

That would be my now ex-wife.
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 01:38:18 PM »
ALDI are selling 10 roses for £1.75.
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 01:38:39 PM »
Yes I had a collection of those ..... which is why I don't bother now.

Both Mrs S#2 and I have been married before and therefore we understand that forever is a bloody long time and a commitment that is very easily broken .... we keep away from such commitments and content ourselves with the thought that if we are still both here each morning it is out of choice.
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 03:15:08 PM »
Roses being delivered to home tomorrow (Mrs TMR is revising for some CeMAP exam).

Have to sort out another restaurant - the one she has been on about is apparently "closed for the day", not that she will believe it.  cussing:

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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 06:38:26 PM »
Glad to see you all sticking to your guns- just hope they're not loaded lol:



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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 07:32:06 PM »
Mrs DS (#3) would immediately suspect infidelity if I were to start Valentine gifts now.
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2008, 11:24:18 AM »
Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2008, 11:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 14, 2008, 11:24:18 AM
Well tomorrow is now today and I have done nothing scared2:
Too late now old boy... even the petrol station will be sold out of flowers...  point:

Tell her that you believe that it is over commercialised shite and you are giving the money you would have spent to charity instead…  whistle:
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Re: Valentines Day.
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2008, 11:26:59 AM »
Ah yes, local goat sanctuary or similar. She'd like that eveilgrin:
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