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How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« on: February 14, 2008, 02:44:12 PM »
Inserted without his knowledge? Pull the other one. How on earth could you not notice that this has been done to you, regardless of the attack? Surely any normal personl would have realised something was wrong afterwards.

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Doctors have removed a two-inch nail from a man's genitals which he claimed was inserted there without his knowledge by a gang who attacked and robbed him.

The man admitted himself to hospital with extreme abdominal pain and was unable to speak. However, doctors spotted the nail on X-ray and it was pulled out of the 37-year-old man's urethra in the first attempt.

The X-ray clearly showed the outline of the nail inside his penis, which he claimed was inserted by a gang of Bahrainis.

The man told doctors the last thing he remembered was having something sprayed in his face and being fondled by one of his assailants before he blacked out.

He had been walking around with the nail inside his genitals for three days before going to hospital, the Gulf Daily News reported.

Doctors said he could have died if the object had not been spotted and removed in a non-surgical procedure known as a cystoscopy at the Salmaniya Medical Complex, Bahrain.

SMC Accident and Emergency Department senior resident Dr Ashwani Narang, said: "It could have proved fatal if there had been a further delay.

"The man could have been discharged after being administered a pain-killer."

He added that the man had told doctors that he was an illegal worker who would now be deported.

Dr Narang said: "It is better that he is alive and deported than dead in a foreign land."
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 02:45:28 PM »
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 02:47:00 PM »
3 DAYS!!!! He went round like that!!!!  eeek:
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 02:52:39 PM »
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Hmmm. . .

Sounds a bit like "Some big boys got me while I was carrying the Hoover and stuck my todger in the nozzle".
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 03:03:53 PM »
I’m still cringing…  eeek:
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2008, 03:53:54 PM »
A bit of a bugger when one moves into a strong magnetic field I would think. I wonder if hi todger aways pointed north?

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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2008, 03:54:55 PM »
A bit of a bugger when one moves into a strong magnetic field I would think. I wonder if hi todger aways pointed north?
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 03:56:32 PM »
A bit of a bugger when one moves into a strong magnetic field I would think. I wonder if hi todger aways pointed north?

Maybe its one of those 'increase your size' gizmo's that keep flooding people's email

Insert and then stand by a ferkin big magnet and back away slowly...  whistle:
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2008, 05:40:56 PM »
A bit of a bugger when one moves into a strong magnetic field I would think. I wonder if hi todger aways pointed north?

Maybe its one of those 'increase your size' gizmo's that keep flooding people's email

Insert and then stand by a ferkin big magnet and back away slowly...  whistle:

Under NO circumstances turn your back on the magnet.

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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 07:03:44 PM »
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Re: How the bleedin hell did he NOT notice???
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2008, 09:06:35 AM »
Thats the constipation cure Darwin...  whistle:
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