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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Lobster
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2008, 01:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 01:11:47 PM
And the "Ladies personal items with wings" still attached to the knickers?
The four bath towels from which it has taken two washes on "boil" to remove the mildew?
The 8 mugs with growth in every single one, the plates, bowls and saucers too numerous to mention .... we filled the dishwasher with what came out.
The half eaten apples, banana skins and a rotted plum (at least I think it was a plum, can't be sure).

It was horrid as are teenage girls.  sick2:

And BM ..... nothing remotely  eyes: unless you count the guitar to amp lead that she broke and I replaced last year. Why keep the broken one? ::)

I have to admit to having done all the above when a teenager.  redface:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2008, 01:37:49 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 19, 2008, 01:36:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 01:11:47 PM
And the "Ladies personal items with wings" still attached to the knickers?
The four bath towels from which it has taken two washes on "boil" to remove the mildew?
The 8 mugs with growth in every single one, the plates, bowls and saucers too numerous to mention .... we filled the dishwasher with what came out.
The half eaten apples, banana skins and a rotted plum (at least I think it was a plum, can't be sure).

It was horrid as are teenage girls.  sick2:

And BM ..... nothing remotely  eyes: unless you count the guitar to amp lead that she broke and I replaced last year. Why keep the broken one? ::)

I have to admit to having done all the above when a teenager.  redface:
Tsk and  sick2:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2008, 01:41:00 PM »
I know.  redface:

Although my towels were never mildewy and the wing thingy only happened the once.  redface:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2008, 01:50:31 PM »
Check the news out BM, if you can find anything on a major disaster somewhere then its a safe bet thats where Nick's been.  whistle:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2008, 01:56:01 PM »
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2008, 03:35:39 PM »
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2008, 05:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 19, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
I know.  redface:

Although my towels were never mildewy and the wing thingy only happened the once.  redface:

I can guarantee that when I get through with her it will not happen again here either evil:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2008, 05:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 05:32:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 19, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
I know.  redface:

Although my towels were never mildewy and the wing thingy only happened the once.  redface:

I can guarantee that when I get through with her it will not happen again here either evil:


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Bloody hell Snoops - whatever are you planning to do - though, maybe I shouldn't ask . . . .
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2008, 05:54:04 PM »
Step away from the Superglue Snoops...  eeek:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2008, 05:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on February 19, 2008, 05:52:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 05:32:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 19, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
I know.  redface:

Although my towels were never mildewy and the wing thingy only happened the once.  redface:

I can guarantee that when I get through with her it will not happen again here either evil:


eeek:

Bloody hell Snoops - whatever are you planning to do - though, maybe I shouldn't ask . . . .

I also have a daughter who will not thank me for revealing that she is 38 this year. I have been here before.

There is nothing so mortifying or habit changing as the embarrassment of Dad's lecture on feminine hygiene .... believe me.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2008, 08:49:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 05:57:29 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on February 19, 2008, 05:52:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 19, 2008, 05:32:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 19, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
I know.  redface:

Although my towels were never mildewy and the wing thingy only happened the once.  redface:

I can guarantee that when I get through with her it will not happen again here either evil:


eeek:

Bloody hell Snoops - whatever are you planning to do - though, maybe I shouldn't ask . . . .

I also have a daughter who will not thank me for revealing that she is 38 this year. I have been here before.

There is nothing so mortifying or habit changing as the embarrassment of Dad's lecture on feminine hygiene .... believe me.  eveilgrin:

I do, been there and done that.  sad24: You don't even need to shout, the whole scenario is just one big mortification.
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2008, 08:52:50 AM »
'Cactly and I haven't even mentioned that the little brothers were helping with the big tidy up  whistle:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2008, 09:23:50 AM »
I feel quite sorry for THW.  noooo:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2008, 09:26:22 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 08:52:50 AM
'Cactly and I haven't even mentioned that the little brothers were helping with the big tidy up  whistle:
OMG! Talk about adding insult to injury!  point:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2008, 09:45:00 AM »
 eveilgrin:

But the nice side of me has just agreed with the decorator that he will be repainting her room on Monday & Tuesday of next week, in the horrid pink that she has chosen, the new carpet goes down on Thursday and the new matching cupboards, desk and bedside table are being delivered on Friday. (The room already has built in wardrobes)

So after the bollocking she will have a new, clean and very girly pink bedroom with twice the previous storage cupboards and drawers, chair and coffee table as well. (Like student accommodation really).

AND IT HAD BETTER BE LOOKED AFTER!
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