And the "Ladies personal items with wings" still attached to the knickers?
The four bath towels from which it has taken two washes on "boil" to remove the mildew?
The 8 mugs with growth in every single one, the plates, bowls and saucers too numerous to mention .... we filled the dishwasher with what came out.
The half eaten apples, banana skins and a rotted plum (at least I think it was a plum, can't be sure).
It was horrid as are teenage girls.
And BM ..... nothing remotely
unless you count the guitar to amp lead that she broke and I replaced last year. Why keep the broken one?