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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2008, 01:37:45 PM »
I'll vouch for that, it was the one real drawback to living in nurses accomodation during my student days...  eeek:
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2008, 01:38:07 PM »
I'll vouch for that, it was the one real drawback to living in nurses accomodation during my student days...  eeek:
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2008, 02:50:50 PM »
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2008, 02:58:03 PM »
I always felt sorry for the two guys who live on our corridor at Uni. Fourteen girls and the two of them sharing a kitchen.  noooo:

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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2008, 03:07:59 PM »
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2008, 03:14:29 PM »
I always felt sorry for the two guys who live on our corridor at Uni. Fourteen girls and the two of them sharing a kitchen.  noooo:
I should think the kitchen was the least of their worries...  sick2:
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2008, 03:15:43 PM »
I always felt sorry for the two guys who live on our corridor at Uni. Fourteen girls and the two of them sharing a kitchen.  noooo:
I should think the kitchen was the least of their worries...  sick2:

We all had our own "facilities".

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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2008, 05:28:05 PM »
"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)

But that is normal when women live together.

Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways.  ::)
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2008, 04:14:51 PM »
"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)

But that is normal when women live together.

Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways.  ::)

In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap  whistle:

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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2008, 04:34:15 PM »
Just slap him anyway LL, odds are he'll so something to deserve it before long anyway.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2008, 04:34:46 PM »
That is the theory I always work on!

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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2008, 05:15:27 PM »
"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)

But that is normal when women live together.

Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways.  ::)

In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap  whistle:

Mutual grooming (Show me any group of girlies who do not comb one anothers hair, share each others mascara etc), Dominant Female reserving Alpha Male for herself and fighting off all comers, Refusal to have sex with more than one mate at a time then doing it with any other of the younger males of the troop the minute the Alpha's back is turned. Chattering between themselves to the exclusion of all else, Group toilet attendance. Squabbling at tea parties, Wearing things like banana leaves for hats .....OK?

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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2008, 06:10:07 PM »
"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)

But that is normal when women live together.

Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways.  ::)

In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap  whistle:

Mutual grooming (Show me any group of girlies who do not comb one anothers hair, share each others mascara etc), Dominant Female reserving Alpha Male for herself and fighting off all comers, Refusal to have sex with more than one mate at a time then doing it with any other of the younger males of the troop the minute the Alpha's back is turned. Chattering between themselves to the exclusion of all else, Group toilet attendance. Squabbling at tea parties, Wearing things like banana leaves for hats .....OK?

I've watched and learned much from David Attenborough ;)
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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2008, 09:05:25 PM »
"Mrs S and Miss S have PMT" .... they usually managed it together .... fortunately Mrs S has now put all that behind her (or so it seems)

But that is normal when women live together.

Same with Chimpanzees I'm assured ...... in many ways.  ::)

In WHAT many ways specifically are you referring the likeness to Mr. Snoops? Please elaborate and then I'll know whether to give you a cuddle or a slap  whistle:

Mutual grooming (Show me any group of girlies who do not comb one anothers hair, share each others mascara etc), Dominant Female reserving Alpha Male for herself and fighting off all comers, Refusal to have sex with more than one mate at a time then doing it with any other of the younger males of the troop the minute the Alpha's back is turned. Chattering between themselves to the exclusion of all else, Group toilet attendance. Squabbling at tea parties, Wearing things like banana leaves for hats .....OK?

I've watched and learned much from David Attenborough ;)



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Re: Its the monday caption competition
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2008, 10:34:37 AM »
Group toilet attendance remains a mystery to me. Men never do it!
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