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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Another lesson learnt
« on: February 18, 2008, 12:37:13 PM »
I sent this to Mrs TMR. As I thought it was quite funny.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7233565.stm

The daggers she is throwing me across the office are quite spectacular.
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 12:37:55 PM »
Tell her to double the intensity and add mine to them!  evil:
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 12:39:52 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2008, 12:37:13 PM
I sent this to Mrs TMR. As I thought it was quite funny.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7233565.stm

The daggers she is throwing me across the office are quite spectacular.

Whoops!
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2008, 12:42:42 PM »
This could well cost you another lobster!
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 12:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 18, 2008, 12:37:55 PM
Tell her to double the intensity and add mine to them!  evil:

I appear to have touched a nerve... scared2:
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 12:46:59 PM »
 evil:
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 12:57:03 PM »
I think someone is suffering from post holiday blues... surrender:

(And she hasn't changed her message signature...)
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 12:57:37 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2008, 12:57:03 PM
I think someone is suffering from post holiday blues... surrender:

(And she hasn't changed her message signature...)

I am. That and post illness.
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 01:02:54 PM »
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls

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Offline tel

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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 01:06:57 PM »
Tee, hee.
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2008, 01:07:41 PM »
I suppose you could always start playing Spinal Tap in the office...  whistle:
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2008, 01:09:38 PM »
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Offline tel

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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2008, 02:04:40 PM »
I can vaguely remember seeing something on TV about Japanese females buying "buttock pads" to make them look more like western women. Japanese woman tend to have "flat" bottoms rather than rounded.

(I was going to start that with "Many moons ago" but thought better of it)
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2008, 02:09:28 PM »
I understand that "Contour Pants" are selling well at M & S.
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Re: Another lesson learnt
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2008, 02:23:33 PM »
It all goes to prove that man can never really understand the female psyche. It is my considered opinion that they are all, in fact, completely mad.
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