Another lesson learnt

[tel]

A female friend of mine once asked me if I was bum, tit or leg man.

I replied "Yes".

She didn't believe me.

[The Moan Ranger]

A female friend of mine once asked me if I was bum, tit or leg man.

I replied "Yes".

She didn't believe me.

I do. 

[Barman]

A female friend of mine once asked me if I was bum, tit or leg man.

I replied "Yes".

She didn't believe me.

I do. 

I have no problem with that... 

[Snoopy]

A female friend of mine once asked me if I was bum, tit or leg man.

I replied "Yes".

She didn't believe me.

I do. 

I have no problem with that... 

Makes perfect sense to me 

[tel]

A female friend of mine once asked me if I was bum, tit or leg man.

I replied "Yes".

She didn't believe me.

I do. 

I have no problem with that... 

And that is ok then.....?

[Barman]

A female friend of mine once asked me if I was bum, tit or leg man.

I replied "Yes".

She didn't believe me.

I do. 

I have no problem with that... 

And that is.....?

[tel]

Sorry, interrupted and ran out of fingers.

Women do seem to make assumptions about what you like/dislike about females.

[Snoopy]

That's so easy to answer. Most men like any woman who says yes. Why complicate matters .... she may not actually appeal but beggars can't be choosers after all.

[Bar Wench]

I think Snoops is pretty much right. However, if given a choice I would imagine that most men would have a preference.

[Snoopy]

I think Snoops is pretty much right. However, if given a choice I would imagine that most men would have a preference.

Indeed but how often are we offered a choice.
Turn down a cert because she has a large bust just because you are a "leg man" and you'll go home and make love to your hand nine times out of ten. I don't care if she has legs like a Queen Anne Table so long as they open on demand.



Sorry Wenchy .... this is all a bit sordid isn't it.

To redeem myself I do prefer pretty girls who can laugh at themselves.

[The Moan Ranger]

Agreed, pretty girls who can laugh at themselves and can be engaged in a decent conversation about the best way for the English rugby team to improve their performance.

The ability to be able to put their ankles behind their ears is also preferable, if not compulsory.

[Bar Wench]

I think Snoops is pretty much right. However, if given a choice I would imagine that most men would have a preference.

Indeed but how often are we offered a choice.
Turn down a cert because she has a large bust just because you are a "leg man" and you'll go home and make love to your hand nine times out of ten. I don't care if she has legs like a Queen Anne Table so long as they open on demand.



Sorry Wenchy .... this is all a bit sordid isn't it.

To redeem myself I do prefer pretty girls who can laugh at themselves.

Quite alright. You are just confirming everything I already suspected!

[tel]

Agreed, pretty girls who can laugh at themselves and can be engaged in a decent conversation about the best way for the English rugby team to improve their performance.

The ability to be able to put their ankles behind their ears is also preferable, if not compulsory.

A flexible friend?

[Snoopy]

I think Snoops is pretty much right. However, if given a choice I would imagine that most men would have a preference.

Indeed but how often are we offered a choice.
Turn down a cert because she has a large bust just because you are a "leg man" and you'll go home and make love to your hand nine times out of ten. I don't care if she has legs like a Queen Anne Table so long as they open on demand.



Sorry Wenchy .... this is all a bit sordid isn't it.

To redeem myself I do prefer pretty girls who can laugh at themselves.

Quite alright. You are just confirming everything I already suspected!

Y'know we haven't been at all like this whilst you have been away. 

[Grumpmeister]

I think Snoops is pretty much right. However, if given a choice I would imagine that most men would have a preference.

Indeed but how often are we offered a choice.
Turn down a cert because she has a large bust just because you are a "leg man" and you'll go home and make love to your hand nine times out of ten. I don't care if she has legs like a Queen Anne Table so long as they open on demand.



Sorry Wenchy .... this is all a bit sordid isn't it.

To redeem myself I do prefer pretty girls who can laugh at themselves.

Quite alright. You are just confirming everything I already suspected!

At this point Snoop I'd suggest giving up and staying quiet. Anything else you say will probably dig that hole you've landed in with Wenchy even deeper...