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Offline Uncle Mort

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It's a bit quiet
« on: May 18, 2007, 03:00:15 PM »
Where did everyone go?

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Offline Pastis

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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2007, 03:41:55 PM »
Is that one of those removal men's trolleys? Perhaps they've done a bunk eeek:

It happened round here last year; one minute serving ale, next minute they disappeared with the takings tunble:
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2007, 03:46:03 PM »
Barman has gone out for the day, I'm trying to edit a magazine with a print deadline of Tuesday, Bar Wench is preparing for the weekend, Bouncer is playing with his tank, Darwin is probably milking (if you can milk turkeys), Nick will be looking for somewhere to hide the evidence of his week's "work" before Mrs Nick has the weekend to discover it and youse two are wondering where we all are. Just use the honesty box to pay for what you drink. whistle:
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2007, 03:47:52 PM »
And Olga told me she might prepare some of her famous exotic nibbles tonight. She'll not be best pleased with no custom scared2:
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2007, 05:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 03:47:52 PM
And Olga told me she might prepare some of her famous exotic nibbles tonight.
Can't wait to get my teeth into those. ;D ;D ;D

Oh, nibbles cry:
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2007, 05:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2007, 05:51:25 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 03:47:52 PM
And Olga told me she might prepare some of her famous exotic nibbles tonight.
Can't wait to get my teeth into those. ;D ;D ;D

Oh, nibbles cry:

Here (best I can do I'm afraid)
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2007, 06:05:48 PM »
Ok boys, some Kasha and Blinis special make for you.   You like ovaries? I have some special price from Caspian. . .  taste deelishhh.

So, vodka shits anybody? Let's party! cloud9:
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2007, 06:12:27 PM »
Olga dear, can you tone it down a tad? This is an English Pub, not Space99 in Vladivostok eeek:
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2007, 06:25:35 PM »
Sorry, Mishka, but everything I did prepared is going cold.  Can yu ask Mr Barmy if is ok to throw old Blinis outside in trash?

And where is Miss Wench on Friday night? I am trying to 'hold the fart' as you say according to dixtionary, but Pateince is running out. . . 
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2007, 06:39:48 PM »
Olga sweetheart, I get the feeling these 'men' would run a mile if a lady came on to them.

All talk - no pants!
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2007, 06:43:38 PM »
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 18, 2007, 06:39:48 PM
Olga sweetheart, I get the feeling these 'men' would run a mile if a lady came on to them.

All talk - no pants!

Dogs = all pants and no talk


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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2007, 06:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 18, 2007, 06:43:38 PM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 18, 2007, 06:39:48 PM
Olga sweetheart, I get the feeling these 'men' would run a mile if a lady came on to them.

All talk - no pants!

Dogs = all pants and no talk



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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2007, 08:49:22 PM »
All pants and tongue!
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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2007, 10:35:02 PM »
i'm very upset that no one  censored: eveilgrin: sad32: sad24:wondered where I was today, you tossers !!!!

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Re: It's a bit quiet
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2007, 10:38:39 PM »
OK then. ::)

WHERE WERE YOU?
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