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I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« on: February 19, 2008, 06:46:33 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/02/18/efdandg118.xml

Is a long and boring article about a fashion show. However right at the end I found this gem:
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The Queen as a fashion icon is, actually, not that new. In December, British Vogue named Her Majesty in ithe Best Dressed of 2007 list. And Britain’s current Model of the Year, Agyness Deyn, who modeled in the D&G show, confessed to a secret passion for the Queen.

“I have a whole collection of memorabilia with the Queen on it – mugs, teat-towels, even those Sex Pistols’ T-shirts. I’ve been collecting since I was a kid. I love the way she dresses,” she said.


Will somebody please tell me what a "teat-towel" is.  lol:
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 06:53:09 PM »
They are used by mothers to dry off after breast feeding...  whistle:
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2008, 06:54:30 PM »
They are used by mothers to dry off after breast feeding...  whistle:


Bit obvious GM ..... I was hoping for something funnier.
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2008, 07:04:16 PM »
Its been a long day  sad24:
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2008, 07:07:00 PM »
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 07:40:07 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/02/18/efdandg118.xml

Is a long and boring article about a fashion show. However right at the end I found this gem:
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The Queen as a fashion icon is, actually, not that new. In December, British Vogue named Her Majesty in ithe Best Dressed of 2007 list. And Britain’s current Model of the Year, Agyness Deyn, who modeled in the D&G show, confessed to a secret passion for the Queen.

“I have a whole collection of memorabilia with the Queen on it – mugs, teat-towels, even those Sex Pistols’ T-shirts. I’ve been collecting since I was a kid. I love the way she dresses,” she said.


Will somebody please tell me what a "teat-towel" is.  lol:

Is what?

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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2008, 07:42:35 PM »
Exactly  whistle:
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 07:48:15 PM »
Mrs TMR has two teat-towels, normally reserved for drying the chin after drinking from the furry cup.

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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2008, 07:49:37 PM »
 eeek: It takes two?  eeek:
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 07:44:59 AM »
eeek: It takes two?  eeek:
Perhaps he has a very big chin?  rubschin:
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 08:47:34 AM »
eeek: It takes two?  eeek:
Perhaps he has a very big chin?  rubschin:


OR .................................. eeek:
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2008, 08:49:21 AM »
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2008, 08:50:23 AM »
I feel ill.  sick2:

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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2008, 08:50:36 AM »
That and a boiled egg for breakfast. TMR is indeed a man to be reckoned with. He may become my new hero.
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Re: I know it's a typo but it made me laugh
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 09:14:30 AM »
That and a bolied egg for breakfast. TMR is indeed a man to be reckoned with. He may become my new hero.
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