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Our Electrician
« on: February 20, 2008, 11:00:33 AM »
Came yesterday as arranged to fit two new lights. Channeled out the walls. Drilled many holes. Made lots of mess. Went off at 4.oo with a cheery "See you in the morning". He even left his tools behind.

So where the F*CK is he today then? cussing: cussing: cussing:

And the window cleaner has just called. When I went out to speak to him he remarked on the trail of blood on the road past our house. scared2:
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 11:04:39 AM »
Blood!  eeek:
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 11:06:03 AM »
Blood! scared2:
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 11:08:24 AM »
From who/what?
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 11:12:16 AM »
Mystery solved. Billy the illicit abbatoir man has been slaughtering sheep. He drags the fleeces (skins n'all) on a trolley to sell them to some guy at the other end of the village.
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 11:14:05 AM »
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 11:16:59 AM »
Things work like that in the country
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 11:21:36 AM »
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 11:22:54 AM »
Want some mutton? Or a sheepskin?
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 11:30:09 AM »
We've got workmen in the office doing electrical work at the moment. Saw one of them yesterday jabbing a screwdriver into the junction box for our floor with all the delicacy of a pre menstrual gorilla and surprise surprise, 5 minutes later the power goes off for the entire floor.

The electricians response?

"It wasnt my fault, this junction box doesnt cover this floor"

Oh really you chromosomal retard, then explain why the power for just our floor went off and you are the only moron who is jabbing a screwdriver into a junction box as if you are plaing electricians roulette??  cussing:
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 08:46:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2008, 11:16:59 AM
Things work like that in the country
Your part of the country maybe.  noooo:
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2008, 11:10:29 AM »
He is back and DRILLING!! censored:
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2008, 01:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2008, 11:10:29 AM
He is back and DRILLING!! censored:
"Is it safe?"  scared2:
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2008, 01:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2008, 01:20:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2008, 11:10:29 AM
He is back and DRILLING!! censored:
"Is it safe?"  scared2:
In which direction is he drilling?
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Re: Our Electrician
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2008, 01:30:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2008, 01:20:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2008, 11:10:29 AM
He is back and DRILLING!! censored:
"Is it safe?"  scared2:

Active power tools in close proximity to Nick?



All of a sudden I can hear someone singing "There may be trouble ahead.........."  whistle:
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