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Re: Wills
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2008, 08:22:31 AM »
On the other hand Nick, BaldyMort could always but them on Ebay instead. 4000 books should give him enough cash to buy a toupee...  point:
Ahem... these are Nick's books remember!  scared2:

Who knows what would fall out of those pages?  eeek:

Old £50 notes used as bookmarks prolly.  ;)
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« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2008, 10:26:11 AM »
White fivers more like.
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« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2008, 10:26:42 AM »
Ahem! evil:
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« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2008, 10:47:31 AM »
Too late we all know you are as rich as Crocus now!

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« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2008, 10:49:03 AM »
No, I shall be rich when I am dead. Crocus?????????????//


Croesus I think you meant!!

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« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2008, 10:49:55 AM »
No, I shall be rich when I am dead. Crocus?????????????//


Croesus I think you meant!!

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Ahhh yes that is the chap! We call him Crocus at home.

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« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2008, 10:50:46 AM »
Talked about him a lot, did you?

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« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2008, 10:53:48 AM »
He used to come round to the house sometimes. He ate a hobnob in our kitchen.

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« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2008, 10:54:34 AM »
Well I hope you made him pay for it. He is very rich you know
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Re: Wills
« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2008, 10:55:03 AM »
Ahem... these are Nick's books remember!  scared2:

Hmmm point taken, given the amount of wierdness and cataclysms that surround him I wouldnt be suprised to find a compy of the Necronimocon in there  eeek:
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« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2008, 10:56:27 AM »
So he said! We didn't used to let his friend come round though. He used to turn the biscuits to gold. Which is all well and good but when you want a biscuit you want one that you can dunk and gold doesn't dunk very well.  noooo:

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« Reply #41 on: February 21, 2008, 10:58:14 AM »
Wenchy is clearly on some new herbal remedy. SHe is mixing up her Midas and her Croesus now. noooo:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2008, 11:03:14 AM »
Isn't that the origin of a "Snakebite" or was that mixing Cleo with Mark?
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Re: Wills
« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2008, 11:04:31 AM »
Is that Cider and Guinness? They refuse to serve that in most pubs I gather. Rocket fuel
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Re: Wills
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2008, 11:07:33 AM »
Cider, lager & blackcurrent.

Guinness & cider = poor mans black velvet
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