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« on: February 20, 2008, 11:15:03 AM »
They finally arrived in draft form. Full of errors, so we have been correcting them.

The Boy found them on a table and began reading. He soon got the idea.

"So if you and Mummy die I get this house, the other house and the London house"
"Yes"
"Anything else?"
"Everyything actually"
"So what is that all worth then?"
Me, magnanimously, "Well with the investments and the insurance and stuff prolly about a million"
"All for me?"
"Yes"

He then went very quiet

















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Re: Wills
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 11:21:57 AM »
You should be!
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 11:22:28 AM »
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Re: Wills
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 11:31:07 AM »
Not that I want to further worry you Nick but didnt you say the boy was doing target shooting at school...........  whistle:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 11:32:57 AM »
Lend me a quid.
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 11:34:20 AM »
£1

There you are. And I want the change evil:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 11:35:23 AM »
Actually if Nick is this loaded then surely the next round is on him....  whistle:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 11:35:56 AM »
I want to live in the London pad rent free.  sad24:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 11:36:57 AM »
Like most of us I am worth much more dead than alive evil:


Unfortunately evil:

Ask a "financial adviser" sometime. You will be surprised evil:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 11:37:36 AM »
Are you sure that would be safe Wenchy. We are talking Captain Calamity's london pad here.  noooo:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 11:37:44 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 11:35:56 AM
I want to live in the London pad rent free.  sad24:

FAT CHANCE. Obvously I use the word FAT metaphorically evil:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2008, 11:38:17 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2008, 11:37:36 AM
Are you sure that would be safe Wenchy. We are talking Captain Calamity's london pad here.  noooo:

She would have to negotiate that with the Boy point:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2008, 11:41:36 AM »
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Re: Wills
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2008, 11:43:50 AM »
Mrs Tel was very surprised when I added up my worth, dead that is. Not worth anything alive.
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Re: Wills
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 11:48:45 AM »
As we discover rubschin:
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