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Re: Wills
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2008, 11:54:00 AM »
Bye, bye Nick...  point:
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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2008, 11:54:08 AM »
I came into the world with nowt and will leave it the same way.
After Mrs S#1 cleaned me out I had to start everything again and that was cut short by ill health and three children. What we have is all in Mrs S#2's name for obvious reasons. Given my health it seems to make more sense and will cut down on the paperwork. So the house is hers. There is no insurance because I cannot buy any (what insurance company would touch me? I have a file two inches thick of "Sorry but no thank you, we don't want your business letters)
So apart from my clothes and a few bits and bobs (Watch, ring etc that the kids can have) just place me in the rowboat, add petrol and a match and float me off down the river.

Actually it is very refreshing to know that I am worth sod all. I used to have all the worries etc but not anymore. cloud9:
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2008, 11:55:22 AM »
My only tangible possessions, apart from the houses, are my books. All 4000 of them. I wonder what will happen to those rubschin:
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2008, 11:56:07 AM »
Bye, bye Nick...  point:

I have named you as The Boy's guardian eveilgrin:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2008, 12:06:09 PM »
Baldymort has survived being bombarded by concentrated Nick-o-rays, that should stand him in good stead for being the boy's guardian.  whistle:
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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2008, 12:08:01 PM »
I doubt it eveilgrin:

In a strop last night he stole my modem!! (The Boy that is)
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Re: Wills
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2008, 12:09:51 PM »
 eeek:
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2008, 12:10:38 PM »
Quite!!
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Re: Wills
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2008, 12:24:25 PM »
My only tangible possessions, apart from the houses, are my books. All 4000 of them. I wonder what will happen to those rubschin:
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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2008, 02:07:41 PM »
Baldy baldy bastard.

Hve you read Ray Bradbury then? evil:
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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2008, 02:08:33 PM »
Baldy baldy bastard.

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« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2008, 02:09:40 PM »
Bastardo evil:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2008, 08:28:22 PM »
On the other hand Nick, BaldyMort could always but them on Ebay instead. 4000 books should give him enough cash to buy a toupee...  point:
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« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2008, 07:41:48 AM »
On the other hand Nick, BaldyMort could always but them on Ebay instead. 4000 books should give him enough cash to buy a toupee...  point:
Ahem... these are Nick's books remember!  scared2:

Who knows what would fall out of those pages?  eeek:
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Re: Wills
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2008, 08:20:23 AM »
I once caught Scarlet Fever from an old book. It made the national papers! eeek:
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