Wills

[Nick]

Well stop drinking it then. I bet you'd like Donald Standen though!!

[Snoopy]

Whisky, coke and milk is a common drink in Spain. Vile conncoction.

The only thing that should ever be added to whisky is another whisky.

[barmisspah?]

Keeping with the black -

Pernod & black?

Ah but how about a red witch - cider,pernod & black

[Nick]

Keeping with the black -

Pernod & black?

Ah but how about a red witch - cider,pernod & black

I leave you to your perversions. I have my own to attend to. Sylvia has just slunk past

[Bar Wench]

On the drinks theme. I am irritated by the southern comfort ad. Does anyone actually go into a bar and request a SoCo and ...??

[Nick]

No

[Darwins Selection]

Whisky, coke and milk is a common drink in Spain. Vile conncoction.

The only thing that should ever be added to whisky is another whisky.

[The Moan Ranger]

Whisky, coke and milk is a common drink in Spain. Vile conncoction.

The only thing that should ever be added to whisky is another whisky.

Even better is a whiskey added to another whiskey.

[barmisspah?]

On the drinks theme. I am irritated by the southern comfort ad. Does anyone actually go into a bar and request a SoCo and ...??

Only if they're a prat

[tel]

Keeping with the black -

Pernod & black?

Ah but how about a red witch - cider,pernod & black

I leave you to your perversions. I have my own to attend to. Sylvia has just slunk past

Sylvia Saint?

[Nick]

No, Sylvia MILF

[tel]

No, Sylvia MILF

Give her a Flying Angel - brandy & Babycham!

[Tinkerbell]

I came into the world with nowt and will leave it the same way.
After Mrs S#1 cleaned me out I had to start everything again and that was cut short by ill health and three children. What we have is all in Mrs S#2's name for obvious reasons. Given my health it seems to make more sense and will cut down on the paperwork. So the house is hers. There is no insurance because I cannot buy any (what insurance company would touch me? I have a file two inches thick of "Sorry but no thank you, we don't want your business letters)
So apart from my clothes and a few bits and bobs (Watch, ring etc that the kids can have) just place me in the rowboat, add petrol and a match and float me off down the river.

Actually it is very refreshing to know that I am worth sod all. I used to have all the worries etc but not anymore.

Oh how I can empathise with this Snoops..... especially as I have also just been told I'm 'uninsurable'!!!!!! In Cyprus is best to have Private Health insurance...used to be a condition for obtaining your Alien number, but that's not so anymore.... otherwise I guess I'd be on the plane back!!!!

Very refreshing as you say...and it's saved me a fortune!!!! Any space in that boat?????   

[Barman]

I came into the world with nowt and will leave it the same way.
After Mrs S#1 cleaned me out I had to start everything again and that was cut short by ill health and three children. What we have is all in Mrs S#2's name for obvious reasons. Given my health it seems to make more sense and will cut down on the paperwork. So the house is hers. There is no insurance because I cannot buy any (what insurance company would touch me? I have a file two inches thick of "Sorry but no thank you, we don't want your business letters)
So apart from my clothes and a few bits and bobs (Watch, ring etc that the kids can have) just place me in the rowboat, add petrol and a match and float me off down the river.

Actually it is very refreshing to know that I am worth sod all. I used to have all the worries etc but not anymore.

Oh how I can empathise with this Snoops..... especially as I have also just been told I'm 'uninsurable'!!!!!! In Cyprus is best to have Private Health insurance...used to be a condition for obtaining your Alien number, but that's not so anymore.... otherwise I guess I'd be on the plane back!!!!

Very refreshing as you say...and it's saved me a fortune!!!! Any space in that boat?????   

The trick is to lie on the application form… 

Question 1 – Do you know Nick?

Tick ‘no’ to that one and you’ll be fine… 

[Just One More]

Coca cola and milk.  
Lager and tomato juice  

I've got to admit in my "disco days" I use to love poor mans black velvet

You want to see something disgusting, look at this








Jack Daniels and coke with no ice!!!!!!!!!