The man has been !!! 10 days late

[Berek]

but he's been. The heating system is now complete.

He told me he'd have to go in the loft to bring the wire from the bathroom to the thermostat, I said to him; " Are you ok with bats ?? ", he says " eh ?? ", ah says " y'know bats !!, little mice type things with wings, get stuck in old ladies hair , we have 3 in the loft "

he was shitting himself..

he asked if it would be ok to put the loft light on or would it disturb them, ah sez " they're blind you daft bugger !! "

 

I then told him not to bother cleaning up as we have a Polish cleaner..

[Snoopy]

A Polish Cleaner? ..... Honestly these Football Club Directors ..... talk about the soft life. 

[Just One More]

... I said to him; " Are you ok with bats ?? ", he says " eh ?? ", ah says " y'know bats !!, little mice type things with wings, get stuck in old ladies hair , we have 3 in the loft "

he was shitting himself..

You can't really blame him though