IKEA!

[Snoopy]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

[Grumpmeister]

Baldymort is getting upset and thinks he is the target for all abuse in here. I'm just being fair and spreading it around a little more 

[Barman]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

[Snoopy]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

[Barman]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

[Snoopy]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.



And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.

[Barman]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.



And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.

I feel comfortable here in the gutter… 

[Snoopy]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.



And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.

I feel comfortable here in the gutter… 

Indeed .... me too.

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
 I was carting home a load with manly pride,
 When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
 And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
 Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
 Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
 "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
 Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

[Barman]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.



And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.

I feel comfortable here in the gutter… 

Indeed .... me too.

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
 I was carting home a load with manly pride,
 When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
 And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
 Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
 Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
 "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
 Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

[Snoopy]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.



And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.

I feel comfortable here in the gutter… 

Indeed .... me too.

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
 I was carting home a load with manly pride,
 When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
 And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
 Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
 Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
 "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
 Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Lost a fair few pigs in my time ................. small wonder I'm in the state I am.

[Barman]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.



And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.

I feel comfortable here in the gutter… 

Indeed .... me too.

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
 I was carting home a load with manly pride,
 When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
 And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
 Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
 Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
 "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
 Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Lost a fair few pigs in my time ................. small wonder I'm in the state I am.

There there... 

It was the pig's loss...

[Snoopy]

Explanation of above ...... had a bad night last night, couldn't sleep after about 3am so decided to have a zzzzzzzzzzzz on the sofa late morning as Mrs S was at work. ....she said she would be back "after lunch". I awoke with a start to find her bending over me shouting "Are you alright?"

And she says I was grumpy when I woke .......... bloody near gave me another  heart attack shouting in my ear like that!

And the moral of the story is, if you ever feel that you are probably going to need a nap - make sure you've told your other half so you don't get a rude awakening.

She wasn't here to be told. I 'spose I'll have to put up a "Do not disturb" notice next time but I honestly expected her to be back later and that I probably wouldn't sleep for long anyway. BUT she could have made a cup of tea and given me a gentle shake instead of bellowing down me lughole like that. I was just about to slip one into her best friend too. Now I'll never know how the dream ended.

I think we can work out how it ended... 

She accidentally drops a bag of dog meal on his head so he gets off her leg? 

I don't need this abuse ........... I just wanted to know if she is a screamer or not.
(Personally I think she probably is ... with her butter wouldn't melt between my thighs innocence)

They are all screamers if you do it right... 

She who used to have to be obeyed was more of a moaner actually.

What “Will you pick up your wet towel when you get out of the shower”, that sort of thing? 

I sympathise mate... 

For the first couple of years it was "Oh that's lovely" and "Oh YES!" but it soon changed to "When are you going to redecorate this bedroom ceiling?" and then to "By the way My mother is coming down for the weekend" and eventually "Oh, if you must but hurry up 'cos I'm tired". At that point I gave up and went elsewhere.



And we do seem to have left Ikea well behind in our trip back to the gutter.

I feel comfortable here in the gutter… 

Indeed .... me too.

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
 I was carting home a load with manly pride,
 When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
 And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
 Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
 Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
 "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
 Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Lost a fair few pigs in my time ................. small wonder I'm in the state I am.

There there... 

It was the pig's loss...

Hell of a party while it lasted too. 

[Just One More]

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
 I was carting home a load with manly pride,
 When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
 And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
 Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
 Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
 "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
 Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Snoopy,do you know the origin of that one? I remember Mike Harding reciting it in around 1978

[Tinkerbell]

Keep 'quoting' like this and my scrolling arm will run out!!    Just as well it's not on paper -
1. too many trees would have been felled
2. evidence!!!!!

Talk about hormonal women... you guys beat us hands down! 

Where's the mass confidence...you're all great guys (I think). Take a walk in the sunshine and look for those birds (oh noooooo...the FEATHERED variety)

GET OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!!! 


Walk on the heath today Snoopy??? (Millie says)

[Barman]

Keep 'quoting' like this and my scrolling arm will run out!!    Just as well it's not on paper -
1. too many trees would have been felled
2. evidence!!!!!

Talk about hormonal women... you guys beat us hands down! 

Where's the mass confidence...you're all great guys (I think). Take a walk in the sunshine and look for those birds (oh noooooo...the FEATHERED variety)

GET OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!!! 


Walk on the heath today Snoopy??? (Millie says)

Read our lips; "WE LIKE IT IN THE GUTTER"