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The "I am having a shit week" thread
« on: May 18, 2007, 08:09:11 PM »
Feel free to add your woes>

Mine

1. Boy out of school AGAIN for fighting
2. Stupid project manager who is a cross between Stalin and Hitler, and is, to boot an asian lady, so you can't fight back without being accused of racism or sexism or both
3. Twat drove into the back of my car today whilst stopped at Give Way sign. Good news is he wrote his car off. Bad news is that whilst exchanging details I got another bad news call on the phone.

Can we PLEASE carry guns soon??
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2007, 08:23:28 PM »
mmm, I have had copy that I had lovingly prepared edited by my boss because she thought it it did not comply with the coporate style.. I am wondering if I should have a few more drinks then post an e-mail telling her that I had copied the the paragraph in question from a company brochure...... "Barman!!! A pint of your best cooking lager please..."
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2007, 10:09:07 PM »
Well, having just had one, I suppose I can join this club, but I claim seniority because I had the first one last Tuesday as well. 
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2007, 10:33:00 PM »
I have a heart scan in 3 weeks
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2007, 10:40:32 PM »
I've been advised to take Red Bull and Pro plus tablets by my quack. eeek:
Great. Now I can't bloody sleep. confused:
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2007, 07:51:11 AM »
Another one of my beers exploded last night!  cussing:

This time the containment vessel had a crate of Carlsberg (empty) on the lid which blew off (snigger) sending beer and empty bottles all over the garage.  noooo:

Luckily, I hadn?t followed Wenchy?s advice and cleared up the first lot.  whistle:

Oh, and we?ve acquired a new puppy too?  sad24:
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2007, 09:23:03 AM »
It will all end in tears.. shit and puddles of piss all over the snug floor.... oh dear.
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2007, 09:26:08 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 19, 2007, 09:23:03 AM
It will all end in tears.. shit and puddles of piss all over the snug floor.... oh dear.
Nope. Puppy stays in garage ? seems happy lapping up stale beer at the moment.  whistle:
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2007, 09:29:33 AM »
Ah! I was talking about the clientele lol:
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2007, 09:35:34 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 19, 2007, 09:29:33 AM
Ah! I was talking about the clientele lol:
lol: lol: lol: Silly sod!
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2007, 10:08:50 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 19, 2007, 07:51:11 AM
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Oh, and we?ve acquired a new puppy too? 

OK I can take a hint.
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2007, 02:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 19, 2007, 10:08:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 19, 2007, 07:51:11 AM
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Oh, and we?ve acquired a new puppy too? 

OK I can take a hint.


OI,  Where do you think you're going?  You aren't allowed out without your lead on!  Get back in here, there are ankles to nip.
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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2007, 03:08:49 PM »
Ankle nipping is PUPPIES work .... It would seem that ageism has robbed me of my position of Top Dog around here.

'spose, since the Barman has found a younger replacement, I could do what old dogs do and eat something nasty and  sick2: in the corner occasionally.

Well if you're sure I won't be in the way. I'll just sit here and dream of my past glories.


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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2007, 03:23:54 PM »
Wecome to the future!  whistle:


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Re: The "I am having a shit week" thread
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2007, 03:53:30 PM »
Well OK then, Just as long as you don't start with any daft ideas of trying to chase cats. rubschin:
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