The "I am having a shit week" thread

[Snoopy]

Wouldn't know what to do it if I caught one.

[Barman]

Well OK then, Just as long as you don't start with any daft ideas of trying to chase cats.

Just chasing bugs in the garden at the moment ? no doubt she will work up to bigger prey? 

[ice and a slice]

Wecome to the future! 

Really cute - where did you get her Barman?  Was it from a shelter?

Talk about messes tho - cats bringing birds, mice, squirrels, hares...and eating them in the house on a cream carpet is worse than the odd puddle!!!

[Barman]

Wecome to the future! 

Really cute - where did you get her Barman?  Was it from a shelter?

Talk about messes tho - cats bringing birds, mice, squirrels, hares...and eating them in the house on a cream carpet is worse than the odd puddle!!!

She is a cutie for sure ? followed a friend home and somehow though a bizarre sequence of events and not a small amount of alcohol she ended up with me. 

[ice and a slice]

Wecome to the future! 

Really cute - where did you get her Barman?  Was it from a shelter?

Talk about messes tho - cats bringing birds, mice, squirrels, hares...and eating them in the house on a cream carpet is worse than the odd puddle!!!

She is a cutie for sure ? followed a friend home and somehow though a bizarre sequence of events and not a small amount of alcohol she ended up with me. 

You're just a big softie, blaming the alcohol!!!

[Barman]

Wecome to the future! 

Really cute - where did you get her Barman?  Was it from a shelter?

Talk about messes tho - cats bringing birds, mice, squirrels, hares...and eating them in the house on a cream carpet is worse than the odd puddle!!!

She is a cutie for sure ? followed a friend home and somehow though a bizarre sequence of events and not a small amount of alcohol she ended up with me. 

You're just a big softie, blaming the alcohol!!!

[Snoopy]

Oh! It's a lady dog ..... that's a horse of a different colour.

[Barman]

Oh! It's a lady dog ..... that's a horse of a different colour.

I'll see what I can do... 

[Snoopy]

I'm ready whenever she is.

[Barman]

I'm ready whenever she is.

You dirty dog ? she?s only 8 weeks old! 

[Snoopy]

  I can wait.

[Nick]

And now I have a stiff neck and permanent headache. I assume mild whiplash injury. Hmmmmmmmm wonder if I can get "compensation"?

[Barman]

And now I have a stiff neck and permanent headache. I assume mild whiplash injury. Hmmmmmmmm wonder if I can get "compensation"?

Miss Whiplash you say?   

[Nick]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Misunderstood]

And now I have a stiff neck and permanent headache. I assume mild whiplash injury. Hmmmmmmmm wonder if I can get "compensation"?

Whiplash is for wusses.

You need a proper injury to moan about like skinned shins or gravel rash on your nose.