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The all new wedding speech thread
« on: February 22, 2008, 12:50:16 PM »
Okay, now that Wenchy has gone off to ikea to buy tat you boys can help me write my wedding speech…
We’ll write a line each – I’ll start…


May I welcome you all along to this most special celebration.   
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 12:56:46 PM »
Okay, now that Wenchy has gone off to ikea to buy tat you boys can help me write my wedding speech…
We’ll write a line each – I’ll start…


May I welcome you all along to this most special celebration.   

....of the union between wotisface and thingummy wot is costing me a bloody fortune...
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 01:06:26 PM »
We have been trying to marry the girl off for over 30 years. Getting her a job at the psychiatric hospital finally did the trick it seems
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 01:08:37 PM »
May I welcome you all along to this most special celebration.   
Of the union between wotisface and thingummy wot is costing me a bloody fortune
We have been trying to marry the girl off for over 30 years. Getting her a job at the psychiatric hospital finally did the trick it seems

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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 01:12:42 PM »
And I would like to welcome all the patients, and their minders, to this splendid pub. All sharp objects have been removed for the occasion
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 01:13:18 PM »
And I would like to welcome all the patients, and their minders, to this splendid pub. All sharp objects have been removed for the occasion
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 01:13:39 PM »
May I welcome you all along to this most special celebration.   
Of the union between wotisface and thingummy wot is costing me a bloody fortune
We have been trying to marry the girl off for over 30 years. Getting her a job at the psychiatric hospital finally did the trick it seems

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Dint worry. It will sound better than it reads honestly.  happy088
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 01:14:48 PM »
May I welcome you all along to this most special celebration.   
Of the union between wotisface and thingummy wot is costing me a bloody fortune
We have been trying to marry the girl off for over 30 years. Getting her a job at the psychiatric hospital finally did the trick it seems

 rubschin:

Dint worry. It will sound better than it reads honestly.  happy088
Okay then... just as long as you think it will be okay...
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2008, 01:16:26 PM »
May I welcome you all along to this most special celebration.   
Of the union between wotisface and thingummy wot is costing me a bloody fortune
We have been trying to marry the girl off for over 30 years. Getting her a job at the psychiatric hospital finally did the trick it seems

 rubschin:

Dint worry. It will sound better than it reads honestly.  happy088
Okay then... just as long as you think it will be okay...

trust us. We are good at these sort of things. Now where were we....?
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2008, 01:16:35 PM »
My dear wife has made the cake and has filled it with lucky coins (of low denomination), so mind your teeth
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2008, 01:18:03 PM »
and I made the beer myself
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2008, 01:20:10 PM »
so mind the other end too
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2008, 01:23:15 PM »
so mind the other end too

(I think this is going quite well so far, we may need Berek to add some romantic bits though)
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2008, 01:25:28 PM »
Miss Piggy and her beau have led sheltered lives, so this is the time to enlighten them about what they have to do tonight. Mrs barman, please pass me that flipchart and the red pens..............
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2008, 01:27:28 PM »
...what? They have done that already? erm...OK....erm.

Right, moving on...
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