The all new wedding speech thread

[Barman]

Miss Piggy and her beau have led sheltered lives,

[Snoopy]

One of my better lines was "I do not look upon this so much as losing a daughter ..... more of gaining a bathroom"

Gorra laff at the time.

[Nick]

And now to my new in laws! What can I say? I am delighted to see them here and envy their fine heads of hair. They may be prepared to sell them.

[Darwins Selection]

". . and of course the bride looks radiant, just like her mother before the surgery.

Now, if the grooms family can get up on their hind legs, I give you a toast. . . "

[Nick]

Repeat slowly after me, and that includes all the blondes...........

[Barman]

Finished! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65nEGOcqdco

[Snoopy]

Having done one Father of the Bride speech myself and bottled (under threat from the MotB) the really cutting remarks I had threatened to use I double dare you to use that on the day 

[Barman]

Having done one Father of the Bride speech myself and bottled (under threat from the MotB) the really cutting remarks I had threatened to use I double dare you to use that on the day 

[Bar Wench]

Oh the trouble you would be in!

I live in terror of it. Apparently my Dad left various remarks with my Brother. 

[Grumpmeister]

But I'm sure you must have enough blackmail material on brother Wench to keep him in line

[Bar Wench]

I do have some pictures. 

I can't remember if I've already used them up or not though.

[Grumpmeister]

There is using them and using them though. having them suddenly appear on teh video wall at a club when you are all out on the town tends to have a hell of an effect on the unfortunate victim.... 

[Bar Wench]

There is using them and using them though. having them suddenly appear on teh video wall at a club when you are all out on the town tends to have a hell of an effect on the unfortunate victim.... 

Umm yes it does.  I did that to him for his 21st. Both at home and at Uni. 

[Snoopy]

There is using them and using them though. having them suddenly appear on teh video wall at a club when you are all out on the town tends to have a hell of an effect on the unfortunate victim.... 

Umm yes it does.  I did that to him for his 21st. Both at home and at Uni. 

Then if you are silly enough to give him the chance for revenge you deserve all you get. 

[Bar Wench]

There is using them and using them though. having them suddenly appear on teh video wall at a club when you are all out on the town tends to have a hell of an effect on the unfortunate victim.... 

Umm yes it does.  I did that to him for his 21st. Both at home and at Uni. 

Then if you are silly enough to give him the chance for revenge you deserve all you get. 

Well I didn't know my Dad was going to up and die and leave him with the responsibility of humiliating me!