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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2008, 10:27:06 AM »
As I keep telling my daughters ~ That's what Fathers and Brothers are for.


Ritual humiliation, pulling their pigtails, telling them they have a fat arse and throwing pebbles at them on the beach ~ why else would a man want a daughter/sister?
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2008, 11:02:36 AM »
Sounds about right!

A couple of years ago Bro and I were getting ready for a friend's wedding and he told me I looked nice. I hit him. He was offended and said he was being serious.  eeek: First time he'd ever said anything like that! I'd thought he was being sarcastic. Apparently it will also be the last time due to my reaction.  redface:
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2008, 11:07:29 AM »
Yup ..... Minor and Minimus can wind up the Teenage Hormone Wreck to fever pitch in about a nano second. They only have to look at her and smile ~ instant reaction ...... she is ranting & raging about them to her mother or threatening them with physical harm..
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2008, 12:22:08 PM »
That does irritate. My Brother used to a great line in patronising too.  angry041: Sadly that hasn't stopped.  Banghead
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2008, 12:30:21 PM »
Okay okay  ::)

Coming along nicely chaps I think - if BaldyMort wants to have his goolies snapped tight in my MOTB handbag DURING his speech then I think the efforts so far will ensure that happens  eveilgrin:

So far 2/10 for effort - start trying harder!!!!!

Actually the RA speech sounds as though it is referring to my sisters side of the family - heaven help us all  scared2:
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2008, 01:11:36 PM »
"And now a warning for my new son in law.Always look at the mother.Regrettably it is now too late for him to change his mind......."
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2008, 01:16:04 PM »
"I will now buy EVERYONE a large drink......."
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2008, 01:16:34 PM »
I am so glad we only invited 7 people!
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2008, 01:18:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 17, 2008, 01:11:36 PM
"And now a warning for my new son in law.Always look at the mother.Regrettably it is now too late for him to change his mind......."

Son in law is onto a good thing if that is the case!
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2008, 01:56:45 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 17, 2008, 01:18:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 17, 2008, 01:11:36 PM
"And now a warning for my new son in law.Always look at the mother.Regrettably it is now too late for him to change his mind......."

Son in law is onto a good thing if that is the case!

Creep!
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2008, 02:35:31 PM »
T'is true though!
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2008, 03:34:35 PM »
She looks OK in the pictures I have seen eyes:
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #43 on: January 02, 2009, 03:25:46 PM »
Who wants to see a video of my speech...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new wedding speech thread
« Reply #44 on: January 02, 2009, 03:51:06 PM »
I'm a bit busy for the next few years, but thanks anyway
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