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Offline Nick

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Rats
« on: February 22, 2008, 02:31:52 PM »
High tide here today and it caught us all off guard, including the rats. I saw a bunch (collective noun anyone?) heading past our house. This coincided with her neighbour unloading her shopping.

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Re: Rats
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 02:57:23 PM »
I would guess at 'pack'.

Rats!
They fought the dogs and killed the cats,
And bit the babies in the cradles,
And ate the cheeses out of the vats,
And licked the soup from the cook's own ladles.
Split open the kegs of salted sprats,
Made nests inside men's Sunday hats,
And even spoiled the women's chats
By drowning their speaking
With shrieking and squeaking
In fifty different sharps and flats.


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Re: Rats
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 02:58:28 PM »
Since you ask:
colony of rats / horde of rats / mischief of rats / pack of rats / plague of rats / swarm of rats
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Re: Rats
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 03:03:25 PM »
Nick of rats...  whistle:
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Re: Rats
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 03:12:36 PM »
Cabinet of rats...  whistle:

You couldnt have a Nick of rats BaldyMort, the effects on them would be catastrophic  noooo:
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Re: Rats
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 09:23:40 PM »
A dirty of rats?

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Re: Rats
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 10:09:36 AM »
A rampage of collecting rats  whistle:

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Re: Rats
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 01:33:36 PM »
Nurse Ratchet

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Re: Rats
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 01:49:14 PM »
Pack Rat.

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Re: Rats
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 01:55:28 PM »
A rampage of collecting rats  whistle:

A rampage of collecting tat................. See Wenchy's Ikea thread
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Re: Rats
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 02:04:03 PM »
A Boomtown?  whistle:
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Re: Rats
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 02:05:11 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Rats
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 02:08:01 PM »
Figured someone would have said it before me Snoop.
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Re: Rats
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 02:09:16 PM »
Don't be modest ... it made me laugh and Mrs S thought it very good too.
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Re: Rats
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2008, 02:17:42 PM »
 rubschin: eeek: rubschin:

Don't get it.

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