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I heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"That's yum!
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2008, 02:03:38 PMI heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"That's yum!There you go lads : https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=63Now all you need is old ironing board woman to consent to your attentions.
Is that Landady? How nice. She can stay here anytime.
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!
Quote from: tailgunner on February 26, 2008, 03:07:30 PMNooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors! She fits quite nicely on my big one...
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2008, 03:12:32 PMQuote from: tailgunner on February 26, 2008, 03:07:30 PMNooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors! She fits quite nicely on my big one... You wish.
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