I didn't feel a thing

[tel]

Well I got up to check. I thought that a car had driven into our house. Must go and check the biscuit tin now

Better to check any string instruments. All guitars, ukeleles and Mrs S's Mandolin in this house are out of tune this morning. Happens every time there is a tremor. Dunno why (and frankly don't want to know).

How often does she have tremors?

[Barman]

Well I got up to check. I thought that a car had driven into our house. Must go and check the biscuit tin now

Better to check any string instruments. All guitars, ukeleles and Mrs S's Mandolin in this house are out of tune this morning. Happens every time there is a tremor. Dunno why (and frankly don't want to know).

perhaps the tremor has put your ears out of tune? eh? 

[Snoopy]

Well I got up to check. I thought that a car had driven into our house. Must go and check the biscuit tin now

Better to check any string instruments. All guitars, ukeleles and Mrs S's Mandolin in this house are out of tune this morning. Happens every time there is a tremor. Dunno why (and frankly don't want to know).

perhaps the tremor has put your ears out of tune? eh? 

And several broken strings?

[Barman]

Well I got up to check. I thought that a car had driven into our house. Must go and check the biscuit tin now

Better to check any string instruments. All guitars, ukeleles and Mrs S's Mandolin in this house are out of tune this morning. Happens every time there is a tremor. Dunno why (and frankly don't want to know).

perhaps the tremor has put your ears out of tune? eh? 

And several broken strings?

They obviously fell off the shelf then... 

[Nick]

She plays the mandolin?

[Grumpmeister]

Well I got up to check. I thought that a car had driven into our house. Must go and check the biscuit tin now

Better to check any string instruments. All guitars, ukeleles and Mrs S's Mandolin in this house are out of tune this morning. Happens every time there is a tremor. Dunno why (and frankly don't want to know).

Its sympathetic vibrations in the strings loosening the tuning screws (ok I admit it I'm blagging the reason. It probably would have sounded more convincing but I'm buggered if I can remember what they are called) 

[TG]

She plays the mandolin?

Multi talented family no doubt. Mrs TG can play the social, does that count?

[Barman]

She plays the mandolin?

Multi talented family no doubt. Mrs TG can play the social, does that count?

I can play bingo... in Greek... 

[Nick]

Visiting some friends in London over half term The Boy was "experiementing" with tuning a guitar he found there in a corner. I told him he would snap the strings if he carried on doing it, I told him. But would he listen? Eh?

[Grumpmeister]

I can play bingo... in Greek... 

Does that mean we can call you Zorbingo the Greek from now on? 

[Barman]

I can play bingo... in Greek... 

Does that mean we can call you Zorbingo the Greek from now on? 

If you wish... 

[Nick]

Zorbaldy?

[Barman]

Zorbaldy?

If you wish Nicolas… 

[Grumpmeister]

Zorbaldymort? 

[Nick]

There we have it. Snoopy can play his organ.