A busy day ahead for the Beagle

[Snoopy]

Well they made it until 10.06 when they crept downstairs and turned on the TV.  
"Feeling better ~ it must be the medicine Mummy gave us"  

[Bar Wench]

But that is part of being ill. Being on the sofa with the ill blanket and the tv.

[Snoopy]

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!   








Well it saves me running up and down stairs I s'pose but Mrs S will NOT BE HAPPY 'bout it.

[Snoopy]

Big roof or many coats of paint?

Both. 

Ummm isn't it tiled? Who can tell if it has been painted? Are you just sitting up there with a beer?

We've been here before .... he isn't painting the tiles, just the supporting and surrounding woodwork.
The bits that we men know as "Barge Boards and Soffits"  and the uninitiated call the Eaves

'Cept the woodwork is concrete work...

Concrete? At what time is Kevin McCloud going to appear to tell us you are six weeks into the job, three months behind schedule and way over budget?


Oh and the bedroom furniture just arrived ~ FLAT PACKED! ~ I'll fvcking kill her.

[Barman]

Big roof or many coats of paint?

Both. 

Ummm isn't it tiled? Who can tell if it has been painted? Are you just sitting up there with a beer?

We've been here before .... he isn't painting the tiles, just the supporting and surrounding woodwork.
The bits that we men know as "Barge Boards and Soffits"  and the uninitiated call the Eaves

'Cept the woodwork is concrete work...

Concrete? At what time is Kevin McCloud going to appear to tell us you are six weeks into the job, three months behind schedule and way over budget?


Oh and the bedroom furniture just arrived ~ FLAT PACKED! ~ I'll fvcking kill her.

Flat pack! 

[Snoopy]

Big roof or many coats of paint?

Both. 

Ummm isn't it tiled? Who can tell if it has been painted? Are you just sitting up there with a beer?

We've been here before .... he isn't painting the tiles, just the supporting and surrounding woodwork.
The bits that we men know as "Barge Boards and Soffits"  and the uninitiated call the Eaves

'Cept the woodwork is concrete work...

Concrete? At what time is Kevin McCloud going to appear to tell us you are six weeks into the job, three months behind schedule and way over budget?


Oh and the bedroom furniture just arrived ~ FLAT PACKED! ~ I'll fvcking kill her.

Flat pack! 

I know, I know ..... I refused to get it from Ikea for that very reason. Told her to pick something elsewhere. Turns out she went to Argos instead

Well this time they (the wimmin) can put it together and I'll sit on the bed and make "helpful" suggestions.

[Uncle Mort]

It's gone 11am, haven't you better get started 

[Snoopy]

I am waiting for the electric screwdriver to charge 

Meanwhile I have nursing duties to attend to.

Trust me I can string this out until SWMBO returns at 12.30 and still look knackered when she gets here. 

FFS I had a heart attack only 6 weeks ago, I should be learning to pay a harp  not building fvcking flat pack furniture, which incidently I cannot lift and carry up the stairs.

[Nick]

Our flatpack new Dining table is still in its box, pending decoratino of D Room and new carpet. We had to move the box containing the table top the other day to give some extra room for the builders. It took four of us to lift it

[Snoopy]

At least you understand my feelings then.  Thank you that makes me feel much better   
I was worried it was just me being "unreasonable" which seems to be the one common bond between both wives ~ That I am unreasonable 

[Uncle Mort]

I sympathise Snoopy.  When I had the children's beds delivered I had to unpack the flatpacks downstairs and take each piece up separately.

[Nick]

I just went to make a bacon sandwich. The top flew off the ketchup bottle and a large blob of ketchup landed on Mrs Nick's head.

It was an accident FFS. Had I been trying to get ketchup on her head I would have failed to do so. Why can't she understand that?

[Bar Wench]

At least you understand my feelings then.  Thank you that makes me feel much better   
I was worried it was just me being "unreasonable" which seems to be the one common bond between both wives ~ That I am unreasonable 

All men are. I don't know why Mrs S seems suprised!

[Snoopy]

At least you understand my feelings then.  Thank you that makes me feel much better   
I was worried it was just me being "unreasonable" which seems to be the one common bond between both wives ~ That I am unreasonable 

All men are. I don't know why Mrs S seems suprised!

  No we are not! It is just that wimmin have unrealistic expectations of us 

[Bar Wench]

I disagree.

She was probably trying to be frugal. Have you seen the price of non-flatpack furniture!