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Offline Snoopy

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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #30 on: February 29, 2008, 11:43:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 29, 2008, 11:35:13 AM
I just went to make a bacon sandwich. The top flew off the ketchup bottle and a large blob of ketchup landed on Mrs Nick's head. eeek:

It was an accident FFS. Had I been trying to get ketchup on her head I would have failed to do so. Why can't she understand that?

You could blame whoever last used the ketchup bottle and failed to screw the top on properly causing it to fly off when you shook the bottle ..... BUT I 'spect that will turn out to have been you.

Just belt her over the head with the bottle as a demonstration of what a deliberate act would have been .... she may then see the difference.
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #31 on: February 29, 2008, 11:45:39 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 29, 2008, 11:42:46 AM
I disagree.

She was probably trying to be frugal. Have you seen the price of non-flatpack furniture!

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FRUGAL? Is thisthe same wife who two days ago took daughter to buy a new shade for the bedroom lamp and spent more on it than I spend on the friggin carpet for the whole room? FRUGAL! She doesn't know the word exists.
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #32 on: February 29, 2008, 11:54:18 AM »
You seem a little testy today!  eeek:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #33 on: February 29, 2008, 11:55:22 AM »
I'm still painting if anybody is interested...  sad24:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #34 on: February 29, 2008, 11:57:25 AM »
Yes, thank you, very interesting
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #35 on: February 29, 2008, 11:57:50 AM »
 tunble: Riveted B.M. absolutely riveted
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #36 on: February 29, 2008, 11:59:04 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 29, 2008, 11:57:50 AM
tunble: Riveted B.M. absolutely riveted
Oh good!  cloud9:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #37 on: February 29, 2008, 12:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 29, 2008, 11:54:18 AM
You seem a little testy today!  eeek:


Moi? Perish the thought.  Angry9:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #38 on: February 29, 2008, 01:04:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 29, 2008, 11:55:22 AM
I'm still painting if anybody is interested...  sad24:

Point the webcam at it and we can watch it dry.
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #39 on: February 29, 2008, 01:29:50 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 29, 2008, 01:04:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 29, 2008, 11:55:22 AM
I'm still painting if anybody is interested...  sad24:

Point the webcam at it and we can watch it dry.
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Brush washed now... I'm done for the day.  whistle:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #40 on: February 29, 2008, 07:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 29, 2008, 12:00:25 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on February 29, 2008, 11:54:18 AM
You seem a little testy today!  eeek:


Moi? Perish the thought.  Angry9:

She meant Testes.
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2008, 12:43:29 PM »
 point: Wife and daughter have attacked the flat pack furniture  happy001

Guess who has spent the censored:  morning putting it all together  surrender:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2008, 12:58:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 01, 2008, 12:43:29 PM
point: Wife and daughter have attacked the flat pack furniture  happy001

Guess who has spent the censored:  morning putting it all together  surrender:
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Poor you... how many bits missing?  whistle:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2008, 01:19:32 PM »
How many fingers missing, more like evil:
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Re: A busy day ahead for the Beagle
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2008, 05:44:26 PM »
All done, no missing pieces or fingers .... daughter is currently moving back into her "new room" .... I've even got her internet wireless connection working.  whistle:

Tomorrow is taken care of ... cards bought and written in by little boys, tulips purchased and in a bucket of water hidden in the shed ready for the BIG SURPRISE.
Vicar does not expect little boys to do a "reading" and wife is taking all children to visit her mother tomorrow so I have the whole day to myself.

Could life get any better?  cloud9:
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