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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2008, 11:58:24 AM »
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2008, 11:59:42 AM »
Then order it and have it delivered to Miss Piggy you dolt!
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2008, 12:00:11 PM »
Then order it and have it delivered to Miss Piggy you dolt!
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You don't think LL will find out?
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 12:02:05 PM »
She won't suspect anything.
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2008, 12:04:50 PM »
Then order it and have it delivered to Miss Piggy you dolt!
rubschin:

You don't think LL will find out?

Order it, phone and warn Miss Piggy to expect it and to hold it for you. Tell Miss P that if she discloses this minor subterfuge to LL you will show her baby and school photos to everyone at the wedding.
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2008, 12:06:02 PM »
Then order it and have it delivered to Miss Piggy you dolt!
rubschin:

You don't think LL will find out?

Order it, phone and warn Miss Piggy to expect it and to hold it for you. Tell Miss P that if she discloses this minor subterfuge to LL you will show her baby and school photos to everyone at the wedding.
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2008, 12:22:26 PM »
Am now emailing LL!  eveilgrin:

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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2008, 12:23:59 PM »
Am now emailing LL!  eveilgrin:


You do and I'll tell her of your obsession with BM's ****   eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2008, 12:25:23 PM »
Get out of that one, Wenchy eveilgrin:
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2008, 12:48:54 PM »
Am now emailing LL!  eveilgrin:


You do and I'll tell her of your obsession with BM's ****   eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I really don't think she would believe you.

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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2008, 12:50:53 PM »
We'll see  rubschin:
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2008, 12:51:37 PM »
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2008, 01:01:29 PM »
Am now emailing LL!  eveilgrin:


You do and I'll tell her of your obsession with BM's ****   eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I really don't think she would believe you.
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Re: Quick BM they only have three left!
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2008, 01:04:56 PM »
Then I shall text her!  point: