Prince returns from Afghanistan

[Barman]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

[Snoopy]

'Prolly borrowed the kit from his personal detective anyway.

[Barman]

'Prolly borrowed the kit from his personal detective anyway.

Or it came from the camera crew that were apparently following him around while he was ‘in the front line’. 

[TG]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

[Barman]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

You missed the line "Gonna slap my hoe bitch"

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Behave! or you will be on a bloody charge!!!!

[Snoopy]

Assuming Harry left the Guards Depot ten weeks ago with a military haircut where the f*ck did that mop come from?

BM ~ perhaps you need to ask TG for the family secret formula.

[Barman]

Assuming Harry left the Guards Depot ten weeks ago with a military haircut where the f*ck did that mop come from?

BM ~ perhaps you need to ask TG for the family secret formula.

Good point about the hair! 

[Nick]

Prolly a wig

[Barman]

Prolly a wig

[Grumpmeister]

I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.

After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.

[Barman]

I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.

After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.

Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… 

[tel]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

Thought it was a Browning.

[Snoopy]

I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.

After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.

Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… 

Whoever his father may be.

[Barman]

I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.

After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.

Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… 

Whoever his father may be.

Indeed... are you listening TG?