I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
Or a vintage purdey... 
Hubba Hubba


I knew a guy that was on the police…
He got hauled up in court by the defence lawyer for a guy that had got caught on an armed robbery.
The lawyer wanted to know why he had called his client a c**t…
He explained that in his book, anybody that sawed the barrels off a £20K vintage shotgun and then used it to steal £500 from a post office
was a c**t…