Prince returns from Afghanistan

[TG]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. 

[TG]

I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.

After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.

Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father… 

Whoever his father may be.

Indeed... are you listening TG?

Indeed I am. I am not a waste of time and space. You are all very unkind. 

[tel]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. 

13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.

[TG]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. 

13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.

OK. Lets try it...

Ah-one, ah-two ah, three

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
13 round mag and one up the spout
Strapped down Browning

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Small brown loaf and bag of sugar from sainsburys and I''ll pay with my
Strapped down Browning

 

Nah. Doesnt work for me.

[Barman]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan. 

13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.

OK. Lets try it...

Ah-one, ah-two ah, three

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
13 round mag and one up the spout
Strapped down Browning

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Small brown loaf and bag of sugar from sainsburys and I''ll pay with my
Strapped down Browning

 

Nah. Doesnt work for me.

See, you are a waste of time and space... 

[TG]

No Brit awards for me this year. 

[tel]

How about "Hi-Power"? (that's probably the model)

[TG]

How about "Hi-Power"? (that's probably the model)

mmmm....

[Grumpmeister]

Glock 9 Gangsta 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those? 

Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub. 

Thought it was a Browning.

Nah! has to be a Glock, only real  ossifers get Brownings

[Grumpmeister]

I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.

[Snoopy]

Fuzzy Wuzzys .... with that haircut he could end up shootig himself..... Hmmmm

[Barman]

I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.

Or a vintage purdey... 

[Snoopy]

I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.

Or a vintage purdey... 

Hubba Hubba

[Barman]

I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.

Or a vintage purdey... 

Hubba Hubba

I knew a guy that was on the police…

He got hauled up in court by the defence lawyer for a guy that had got caught on an armed robbery.

The lawyer wanted to know why he had called his client a c**t…

He explained that in his book, anybody that sawed the barrels off a £20K vintage shotgun and then used it to steal £500 from a post office was a c**t…