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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2008, 11:39:01 AM »
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 02, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
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I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those?  Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub.  happy088

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan.  rubschin:
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2008, 11:40:24 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2008, 11:35:13 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 11:33:44 AM
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 10:11:09 AM
I could be mistaken but didnt Harry say that he hated the UK not too long ago? Is so then this whole thing strikes me more as a publicity stunt to get him back in the "nation's heart" than anything else.

After all if the MOD really wanted his presence over there to be kept secret they would have been able to manage it.
Yes, all a big PR stunt – I ‘spec he was a complete waste of time and space, like his brother… and his father…  cussing:

Whoever his father may be.
Indeed... are you listening TG?

Indeed I am. I am not a waste of time and space. You are all very unkind.  sad24:
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2008, 11:41:33 AM »
Quote from: tailgunner on March 04, 2008, 11:39:01 AM
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 02, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 01, 2008, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2008, 06:29:38 PM
I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those?  Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub.  happy088

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan.  rubschin:

13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2008, 11:47:09 AM »
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:41:33 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 04, 2008, 11:39:01 AM
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 02, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 01, 2008, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2008, 06:29:38 PM
I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those?  Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub.  happy088

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan.  rubschin:

13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.

OK. Lets try it...

Ah-one, ah-two ah, three

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
13 round mag and one up the spout
Strapped down Browning

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Small brown loaf and bag of sugar from sainsburys and I''ll pay with my
Strapped down Browning

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Nah. Doesnt work for me.



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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2008, 11:47:53 AM »
Quote from: tailgunner on March 04, 2008, 11:47:09 AM
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:41:33 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 04, 2008, 11:39:01 AM
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 02, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 01, 2008, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2008, 06:29:38 PM
I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those?  Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub.  happy088

Thought it was a Browning.

Strapped down Browning doesnt really scan.  rubschin:

13 round mag and one up the spout - very useful.

OK. Lets try it...

Ah-one, ah-two ah, three

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
13 round mag and one up the spout
Strapped down Browning

Strapped down Browning
Strapped down Browning
Small brown loaf and bag of sugar from sainsburys and I''ll pay with my
Strapped down Browning

 tunble:

Nah. Doesnt work for me.




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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2008, 11:49:15 AM »
No Brit awards for me this year.  sad24:
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2008, 11:50:34 AM »
How about "Hi-Power"? (that's probably the model)
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2008, 11:51:41 AM »
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:50:34 AM
How about "Hi-Power"? (that's probably the model)

mmmm.... rubschin:
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2008, 03:17:44 PM »
Glock 9 Gangsta  8)
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2008, 03:32:28 PM »
Quote from: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 02, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 01, 2008, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2008, 06:29:38 PM
I notice that he got to take his armoured vest home in the back of daddy’s car too – I thought they were still short of those?  Banghead
Indeed, but I did like the piccies of the strapped down Glock on the right leg and the chest rig ;D ;D ;D

Of course a picture of him coming out of a recently bombed building, smoke and the smell of HE still in the air, carrying a flaxen haired young girl in one arm and a puppy dog in the other would have been the icing on the Sun front page, but there again you can't have everything.

Strapped down Glock. Sounds like a great title for a gangsta rap song!

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..

Strapped down glock
Strapped dowm glock
Gonna shoot a policeman with my
Strapped down glock

Repeat 300 times then get shot outside nightclub.  happy088

Thought it was a Browning.
Nah! has to be a Glock, only real  ossifers get Brownings
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2008, 03:38:18 PM »
I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2008, 04:31:40 PM »
Fuzzy Wuzzys .... with that haircut he could end up shootig himself..... Hmmmm rubschin:
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2008, 04:50:05 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 03:38:18 PM
I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
Or a vintage purdey...  noooo:
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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #43 on: March 04, 2008, 05:46:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2008, 04:50:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 03:38:18 PM
I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
Or a vintage purdey...  noooo:

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Re: Prince returns from Afghanistan
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2008, 06:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 05:46:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2008, 04:50:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 03:38:18 PM
I dont know why but I have this image of Prince Phillip taking Harry to one side saying "Well lad, now you are off to fight the fuzzy wuzzy's you are going to need a proper gun" and handing him a blunderbuss.
Or a vintage purdey...  noooo:

Hubba Hubba


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I knew a guy that was on the police…

He got hauled up in court by the defence lawyer for a guy that had got caught on an armed robbery.

The lawyer wanted to know why he had called his client a c**t…

He explained that in his book, anybody that sawed the barrels off a £20K vintage shotgun and then used it to steal £500 from a post office was a c**t…
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