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Re: What????
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2008, 07:56:25 PM »
The current GSXR with the Akrapovic sounds anything but an angry wasp.

Twins will always sound different - more, erm, agricutural.

Singles tend to be ridden by persons who are "good with colours".

The GSXR thou I test rode this morning wheelies off the throttle in third at one hundred and thirty...hmmm...come on redundancy!

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Re: What????
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2008, 07:58:20 PM »
Ah ............ But the man from the AA doesn't salute you.  whistle:
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2008, 07:59:51 PM »
It was ... I traded up from a BSA Cub, which may have been why I fell off so often. Had the Norton 500 for about six months but found that WAAFS didn't like getting wet or having their hairdos ruined ... so the Vitesse was the next best thing.

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Re: What????
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2008, 08:04:47 PM »
It was ... I traded up from a BSA Cub, which may have been why I fell off so often. Had the Norton 500 for about six months but found that WAAFS didn't like getting wet or having their hairdos ruined ... so the Vitesse was the next best thing.

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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2008, 08:12:56 PM »
It was ... I traded up from a BSA Cub, which may have been why I fell off so often. Had the Norton 500 for about six months but found that WAAFS didn't like getting wet or having their hairdos ruined ... so the Vitesse was the next best thing.

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Re: What????
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2008, 08:43:54 PM »
I bet both of your licences are written in Latin...

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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2008, 09:05:10 PM »
I bet both of your licences are written in Latin...
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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2008, 09:56:12 PM »
Old people are great - they're just like us younger ones, but a bit slower and a bit more befuddled.

Hug an oldie, you know it makes sense xxx

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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2008, 10:04:47 PM »
Old people are great - they're just like us younger ones, but a bit slower and a bit more befuddled.

Hug an oldie, you know it makes sense xxx
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Re: What????
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2008, 08:17:06 AM »
Licence is horrid modern photo card one now .................... but I do still have the original little red book  whistle:

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Imperial mints perhaps  lol:
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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2008, 08:32:50 AM »
Licence is horrid modern photo card one now .................... but I do still have the original little red book  whistle:

I DO NOT SMELL OF PISS  Angry9:

Imperial mints perhaps  lol:
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Re: What????
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2008, 01:31:02 PM »
Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.

I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.

I have a 95 hp Cub.



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Re: What????
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2008, 01:32:46 PM »
Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.

I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.

I have a 95 hp Cub.


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Re: What????
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2008, 02:06:12 PM »
Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.

I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.

I have a 95 hp Cub.



I meant Tiger Cub .... Sorry to have offended your sensibilities.

First bike after the NSU "Quickly" moped was a BSA Bantam, it fell apart, then I had the Cub which I traded against the Norton, then I grew up.

The whole list sounded like elderly willy waving so I changed it but cut the wrong bits. OK?  ::)









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« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2008, 02:09:09 PM »
Ah,you bikers. Living proof of your parents affection for their domestic animals.
Moan ranger, it may not sound like an angry wasp,but it doesn't make your willy any bigger.

I may be wrong but what is a BSA Cub- I remember the Triumph Tiger Cub and BSA Bantam.

I have a 95 hp Cub.



I meant Tiger Cub .... Sorry to have offended your sensibilities.

First bike after the NSU "Quickly" moped was a BSA Bantam, it fell apart, then I had the Cub which I traded against the Norton, then I grew up.

The whole list sounded like elderly willy waving so I changed it but cut the wrong bits. OK?  ::)

I forgive you...
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